because im thicc, cuddly and cute

yeah i like it

WeW

Big retards

ok

ok

OK

ok

Blegh. I have to actually put makeup and junk on today

Ok

MOON

Your hair looks sick

moon looks like skrillex

no i don’t

and pingus, i’m fucked up

Well, at least my hand is

Feel better soon

I can see it

I HIT MY FINGER AND IT HURTS SO BAD

I JUST WANNA OPEN A FUCKING CANDY

Ooh I almost cut off the top of my pointer finger. Sucked hard for a good month

This is why I use my teeth to open candy

Hey people

Heyo

@bad moon 🌑 the fuck did you do to your finger

@Blaundee you always making me hungry

i got stitches

AND I WAS OPENING THE CANDY WITH MY TEETH BUT IT SLIPPED OUT

ihave to change the bandage

That marble looks terrible, cheap meat. Boooooo

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four stitches

They just superglue mine. Still don't have feeling in it

Daddy shattered

My dad glued his finger back on with gorilla glue

Omg that reminds me that my dad can't like fully extend his index finger on one hand bc he essentially cut the tendon and put it back together with super glue

Dads who do this kinda shit are fucking iconic\

Dads think they can do anything with superglue and duct tape

You can tho