@bad moon 🌑 the fuck did you do to your finger

@Blaundee you always making me hungry

i got stitches

AND I WAS OPENING THE CANDY WITH MY TEETH BUT IT SLIPPED OUT

ihave to change the bandage

That marble looks terrible, cheap meat. Boooooo

<:honk:580963503154659328>

four stitches

They just superglue mine. Still don't have feeling in it

Daddy shattered

My dad glued his finger back on with gorilla glue

Omg that reminds me that my dad can't like fully extend his index finger on one hand bc he essentially cut the tendon and put it back together with super glue

Dads who do this kinda shit are fucking iconic\

Dads think they can do anything with superglue and duct tape

You can tho

You can make a plane fly with just duct tape

For the most part yeah lmao

My discord is messing up rn

Mine was too

My dad isn't the magic fix-it kind

He just does some shit

my dads adorable

I love my dad

My daddy is best

Last weekend he wanted to see what melted wax felt like on his hand and he proceeded to dump a bunch of it and burn himself pretty good. It was not wax from a candle, mind you. It was wax from one of those trays with flame under it that make a rooms smell good. So it was extra dumb of him

Melted wax in a lit candle is only a few drops and already likr half-solid but this tray was so much hotter

I love my dad too but he needs to stop doing stuff I'd do

omg i asked him about it and he said he still can't extend it properly

wow

mean

@Everyone's Mother <:hyperthink:462282519883284480>

My discord stopped working, I was sad.

I just tabbed in and I read discord as divorce

Oof

My divorce didn't work either.

F

can i divorce my family?

Omg I wish

LOL