Message from @superdriver.mp3
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@RED i'll hire u
I did @superdriver.mp3
one time I was looking for mushrooms in a cemetery at dusk and police pulled up on me and my sister lol
We both hopped in the car and waited
Officer comes over to our door
@leezha bro that's gay
You forgot to say nohomo
"Now there's only 2 reasons people come to this cemetery after dark"
"DRUGS, and SEX"
@leezha h e l l y e a h
can someone pls tell kingpin i can’t send him screenshots of the dms from soul? he said he wanted to see them but i can’t send them to him and i can’t speak loud enough to get his attention ):
My sister: "She's my sister!"
oshit my bad
Hi I'm Officer Tracer with Boobtea County Sheriff's Department
y e s
**y e s**
"It's not considered incest if you say no choromo"
bruh
LOL oof
LMAO
No chromo*
No chromo lel
sorry, my fried is brain
It was funny too
Cause
ALIEN VS PREDATOR: USS NOCHROMO
we said we werent there for either obviously
And he had suspicious eyes
First bad sign
MY sister my mom and I all have different last names
And also when he shined the light in our car the first thing he asked is "what is that on the floor there?"
There was a mushroom lol
This is Lieutenant Ripley, last survivor of the Nochromo, signing off.
***Distant default dance sounds***
Once we said we were just foraging he was cool but still lol
a girl at my school said "i have like 15 siblings and we were all put up for adoption"
i responded "are you scared you'll accidentally ||fuck|| one?"
wat
I mean
They do say similar looks attract
***i mean that's a problem***
My siblings are all women