sweetheart are you on drugs?

My sister had a kid with a compulsive liar... Y'all related?

Kiddo, just own up to it at this point...

Most teens go through a compulsive lying phase, don't worry buddy you might have some hope left

Multi you don't pass the vibe check, get out

In the words of my bigot grandma, I'll be prayin for you sweetie

I just binged that last night instead of sleeping

this was seconds before he yeeted himself from my shoulder 🤧

He also decided to try and jump off my bed. little fuckin bastard man

@Farunel yes im hella in my seasonal depression lmao heyoo

I will attempt but also probably disappear tbh

didn't have a thing for hands until my bf tbh

my bfs a construction worker

he's a fucking BABE

but he fell off a roof a few weeks ago and sent me spiralling into a panic attack

MOOD

Lmaoo

My boyfriend's told me he'd do some house fixing for me and i was p much done for

Fix my ceiling papi😍

I'm from a texan/indiana family

Living in NY state

It's a Rough cultural trio

fuck that reminds me i need to go buy hangers tmrw

idk man nothing is real

You can find everyone from Neo nazi rednecks to NYC Italians in my local target

Recently there was a guy with a paralysed arm dressed as the joker and carrying around a giant hourglass arrested in the local target. same guy who my sister and i call werewolf man, who stood outside of the friday the 13th tattoo sale we went to

One of my neighbours down the street is a successful surgeon, my next door neighbour is a weed selling entrepreneur professional chef

He's great

OH FUCK THOSE PEOPLE

I live in such a weird fuckin area

Just a whole bunch of different kinds of people kinda just shoved together

My mom's like that sort of. She follows a loooot of paranormal Facebook pages

One of my sisters is a klepto and the other is an egomaniac

fun times

oh mood

except I skipped to watch crime shows

teach me mom

I like mosr genres, excluding mumble rap because fuck that

you do not want me as your spirit animal

i hate stans of anyone or anything tbh

electronic dance musix

there's a self titled anarchist in my therapy group

he's uh.. interesting

to say the least

I listen to everything from classic rock to metal to the occasional pop song

p much everything

tbh. i fuck w imagine dragons.

imagine dragons is of my nephew's favourite bands so like,,, that might be the reason

my mom LOVES Coldplay

I fuckin love Gorillaz

Slightly soured for me cos it's my ex's favourite band and he's an abusive shit bag

ye ye

kill ur coworkers

half of my music came from my ex so ig he was good for something

Metallica is hella overrated

I fuck w some iron maiden

I grew up with Coldplay and Rob Thomas etc from my mom and Rob Zombie and Iron Maiden etc from my dad

A real bad migraine just hit me like a train so i might head to bed, peace yall

I am also part German, am I a nazi as well

I need to know

In middle school i was called a nazi in my chorus class

Was a very traumatic experience

It's a new year, so like, I don't feel like being included in y'alls "who's a bigger dick" competition

Ain't picking any sides, at least until I'm bored enough

@Farunel thas hawt

fuckin hell

She's an adult virgin 🎶🎵

loveufarunel

Can y'all throw in some original insults, I'm getting bored

It's 5:30 in the morning, I'm too tired for insults. I'm just here for the free entertainment

My hippy cousin used train hopping as his main form of transportation for several years

He's now a lobster ship crewman in Maine

Yeah

He's fuckin wild

He's my favourite cousin

I have a video of him and an old travel friend of his singing an original song they'd perform for money my driveway

He's such a free spirit, it's both inspiring and concerning

Can't send vids on mobile but i can screenshot it lmao

hello

ima put my cousins dog rusty and rascal in pets cos they precious

Rusty is the blue heeler mix, Rascal is the old wolf lookin baby

was sleepy boi

Rusty is very photogenic, while Rascal is just an old man living his life

They're road pups, and they're so good and pure and wholesome

Noodle bein Noodle

I just saw that shit today

Amused me greatly

@The Librarian yo what'd vincent do btw? is there a collective source of information somewhere I can look at?

ight ill look into it

ny fucking sucks

As a resident, I can as well

N O

NEW YORK BLOWS TF

The people are dicks and everything is expensive

I live in Upstate

right between hickville and NYC vacationers

I live near splashdown actually