10/10 video

LMAO

I stg he's gotta be on drugs

He reminds me of my sister's baby daddy, who's a herion addict
He was convinced he was in the Italian mafia

I'm hungry now.

Every time I remember my ex compared himself to onion, both cringe and just pure disgust fills my soul.

n o leave pup alONE

LET HIM SLEEP

NOOO

Give pup many pats on my behalf pls

I speak stupid

Can the language be the sweet relief of death, or is that not a language

Y O WHEN HE TOLD ME THAT I WAS JUST-

I'm so glad I got out of that, like damn.

I cackled at that tbh

ahaha

very true

R I G H T

My ex was like that. "I think onision is a very wise and honest person"

Like U h h h h

can yall guess i was in an abusive relationship :')

G O D I hate looking back on that shit holy fuCk

I also have to admit I liked the death note video.

Yes, Autism

I get the joke my guy

10/10

LMao

I feel like responding with "kinky" to that is in slightly poor taste

hashtag troubled

when i was in an adolescent intensive group therapy program, a kid through a chair at the therapist

She responded with "I understand you're upset right now"

My therapist is a BAD ASS

Jobs are overrated, get a sugar daddy

Tbh

that's very fajr

easy money baby

Paint them toenails

Same

One time a guy offered me money to kick him in the nuts

nah man

I'm not violent enough

Ding ding

I'm an antagonistic bitch sometimes

Id do him at 50

Yall seen Jeffrey Dean Morgan

Seeing the emoji movie

Aren't we all just horny meat sacks

i really hate that sentence

LMAO

cackling

Seconded

I want to read them tbh but also I don't want to do that to myself

oof i felt that

My grandma when she sees my "devil worshipping" supernatural shirt

"I'm not mad... Just disappointed... God still loves you, even if you don't love him."

Ur doggo did tbh

Absolutely

Except assholes

aww my sister is named ambee

always knew she was a BITCH

Sorry Amber

The dog

I bet they're tiddies blood moon

@Stone Cold Steve Autism ngl. "Don't be surprised if I forget your gender, because I can't remember if I had breakfast at all in the past month."
C A C K L E D

YO in norse mythology Máni is a FUCKIN GOD AND NOT A GODDESS and it through my writing for a SPIN because i figured it was a goddess but NOOO

I was just tryna make a creative writing piece about two celestial sisters and it RUINED my plans.

Appreciated my guy

It's 4am here also

But sleep is for pussies

Mm love knowing i am being watched from afar by people in power

s'my kink

Love that. I have a waterproof phone case so im always bein watched

Love u NSA

i am also curious about what happened because im a nosey bitch lmaoo

But a very lazy one

AHHAHA

Mm cut me mami

Your lives.

Insomnia

Suck my motherfucking clit, bitch

It really is

those people are losers

Mine is "i am for ruby rose"

it's 4:25am here:')

polar bear i think

I can definitely see the wombat aesthetic

Poimty

kinky

I like it

AHAHAHAH

He's takin the poor kinky folk and turnin em into predators, smh

Poor kinky folk

My family is from the South, Midwest and east coast. Each side has an accent

They always come back

t r u

Waiting for the sun to rise

SAME

Ooh i want popcorn

My mom also loves me, but she shouldn't cos im a biiiig ol disappointment

wtf that's the best breakfast kyle