probably illegal

@RED i'll hire u

I did @superdriver.mp3

one time I was looking for mushrooms in a cemetery at dusk and police pulled up on me and my sister lol

We both hopped in the car and waited

Officer comes over to our door

@leezha bro that's gay

You forgot to say nohomo

"Now there's only 2 reasons people come to this cemetery after dark"

"DRUGS, and SEX"

@leezha h e l l y e a h

can someone pls tell kingpin i can’t send him screenshots of the dms from soul? he said he wanted to see them but i can’t send them to him and i can’t speak loud enough to get his attention ):

My sister: "She's my sister!"

oshit my bad

Hi I'm Officer Tracer with Boobtea County Sheriff's Department

y e s

**y e s**

"It's not considered incest if you say no choromo"

bruh

LOL oof

LMAO

***nO CHOROMO**

No chromo*

No chromo lel

sorry, my fried is brain

It was funny too

Cause

ALIEN VS PREDATOR: USS NOCHROMO

we said we werent there for either obviously

And he had suspicious eyes

First bad sign

MY sister my mom and I all have different last names

And also when he shined the light in our car the first thing he asked is "what is that on the floor there?"

There was a mushroom lol

This is Lieutenant Ripley, last survivor of the Nochromo, signing off.

***Distant default dance sounds***

Once we said we were just foraging he was cool but still lol

a girl at my school said "i have like 15 siblings and we were all put up for adoption"
i responded "are you scared you'll accidentally ||fuck|| one?"

wat

I mean

They do say similar looks attract

***i mean that's a problem***