guys help i was joking around with my self and you know how you joke around with yourself anyway i thought imagining me eating this entire wendys baconator whole, in fact not eating it but swallowing it like a snake and well you wont beleive what happend next i gargled that wendys baconator like cronus swallow his children and man did it hurt, and i couldnt go back the other way it was scary but now there is a whole wendys baconator in my stomach and i dont know how long its gonna take to digest can i still eat ? oh woes me and my gluttony

well

see

the thing is

stomach acid is good at corroding that shit

but uh

passing it will probably not be fun

Just drink a lot of water

Should be fine

Who left

I'm so lost

Left what?

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@bad moon 🌑 I have no words to respond with to that fucking TRIP of a paragraph I just read.

@bad moon 🌑 time to get fat

no

I hope y’all understand that was a copy pasta

i’ve never fucking had the baconator in my life and never will

awwwwwwwwwww

Fucking trip of a paragraph

sad

I've consumed lasagna and that is it today

I cannot decideif I should consume something else

Why are command strips do fucking hard to find

baconators are delicious but very bad

Nevermind

I dislike hamburgers

HOW

I choked on one when I was a small child and I hold grudges forever

Like the guy who threw a basketball at my head in 3rd grade. FUCK that guy.

```That feeling when you're so high that you regret getting this high```

MOOODDDD

LOL

Hol' up, not there yet

Gimme 5

```What's the word on the street?```

This cartridge might kill me

It is particularly cough inducing

Are you ok

no

oh that wasn’t for me