they run as fast as cars do

if they fall they say “oof” and start running

What

you heard me

I dont think it works like that idk

my momma had a dog when she was a kid that fuckin overheated

it’s called a joke

i’m being sarcasm

Ik I was being sarcasm back

Or joke b ack idk

`fuck`

`i’ve been bamboozled`

Gottem

i dont know why she had to tell me that tbh cos every time i remember it it makes me sad

`i am a fool in man’s shoes`

So you wont do it to your dogs

i see dogs in truck beds a lot, but it’s around neighborhoods and stuff

Yeah we were on the highway

And I was going 65 and he well passed me in fast lane and kept on going

wreck their car and take their dog

I should

agreed

I've seen dogs in cages in truck beds

Or in leashes, which would honestly be just as dangerous because if they fall out they would choke themselves

kill each owner

i’m gonna take amber for a ride to the bank

goals

lola always wants to go for a car ride but panics immediately

moon is gonna rob a bank

i believe it

Give me some

I wanna ride, but i always panic and he pushes me off

jk jk

I..whut

nothin

my friend ross is calling my eyeshroom a throbbing penis and ive never been more offended

eye..shroom?

yes. i put it in art last night

i just dropped big deuce in the toilet XD

ew

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