well no one cares

@Mrs. Claus

That's okay.

Something you realize when you have had birds is that they are *all* their own unique brand of cunt

Birds can be evil little shits.

My friend owns a macaw, she's chill.

But then the fucking CONURE

Oh my sweet christ

Lolol

@bad moon 🌑 Wanna come to the UK , ill cum on your feet and i wont finish their

That conure will bite you, and try to rip your fingers off.

I have a green cheek conure

The macaw will just wanna hang out.

ok sounds good @xXNobleCXx

We have a quaker parrot

Parrots are cool

@xTroubledxSoulx thats how you do it

She's a pitiful creature tbh

noob

i have parrot hair

My starling is probably the best behaved

Of 5 birba

Birds are cool I just don't think I could own one.

But he still throws tantrums

I do like watching bird youtube channels

Like Toupac the toucan.

I'm going to dye my remaining hair blood red

He throws himself all over the place including your forehead when his cage is cleaned

>having hair

y'all are some weaksauce bitches

K baldy

Oy.

Actually probably not, but I have an actual addiction to fucking my hair up so I *really want to*

I like my hair.

Alright, Eggy boy, calm yourself before your hardboiled skull explodes

im a egg

Okay that was a good insult.

I like to be hard

boiled

Steve just wants a chrome dome cult

😬