Message from @Derp

Discord ID: 639392272215048194


2019-10-31 09:14:02 UTC  

lolol oof

2019-10-31 09:14:33 UTC  

My oldest sister is a vindictive motherfucker

2019-10-31 09:14:52 UTC  

She's like 30 now and I could honestly see her doing that even now

2019-10-31 09:15:06 UTC  

i'm 34 and I'd do that kind of shit

2019-10-31 09:15:11 UTC  

LOL

2019-10-31 09:15:16 UTC  

so yeah, she might

2019-10-31 09:15:17 UTC  

I'm 30 next month. I did the mailbox thing 18 months ago

2019-10-31 09:15:31 UTC  

She was like a playground bully when she was young

2019-10-31 09:15:39 UTC  

used to sit on me and threaten to spit in my eye

2019-10-31 09:15:41 UTC  

Or fart in my face

2019-10-31 09:15:45 UTC  

👀 👀 👀

2019-10-31 09:15:56 UTC  

I don't even know why my mail was worth stealing. It wasn't my packages they were taking. it was letters from the hospital and my phone bill

2019-10-31 09:15:58 UTC  

*She also kicked and punched many holes in walls as a youngster*

2019-10-31 09:16:10 UTC  

She's more chill now but I wouldn't want to get on her bad side

2019-10-31 09:16:12 UTC  

....i think me and your sister would get along famously

2019-10-31 09:16:25 UTC  

*She's married*

2019-10-31 09:16:26 UTC  

LOL

2019-10-31 09:16:32 UTC  

i didn't mean like that

2019-10-31 09:16:33 UTC  

jesus

2019-10-31 09:16:35 UTC  

LOL

2019-10-31 09:16:37 UTC  

yikes

2019-10-31 09:16:48 UTC  

friends mawfucka

2019-10-31 09:16:53 UTC  

frendos

2019-10-31 09:16:55 UTC  

I figured but I'll never miss a chance to make someone uncomfortable

2019-10-31 09:17:04 UTC  

just makes me laugh

2019-10-31 09:17:11 UTC  

👀

2019-10-31 09:17:16 UTC  

but hey, i needed it

2019-10-31 09:17:18 UTC  

so, props

2019-10-31 09:17:36 UTC  

Tfw we're saving money for when we buy property to get her a trailer

2019-10-31 09:17:43 UTC  

Just so she wont be in the house with us

2019-10-31 09:17:47 UTC  

ahahahah

2019-10-31 09:17:55 UTC  

My other sister and I are splitting the house as a duplex

2019-10-31 09:17:58 UTC  

that's just.. sad

2019-10-31 09:18:03 UTC  

*We love her*

2019-10-31 09:18:07 UTC  

I love hanging out with her

2019-10-31 09:18:08 UTC  

But

2019-10-31 09:18:14 UTC  

damn

2019-10-31 09:18:14 UTC  

I don't want to live with her

2019-10-31 09:18:16 UTC  

lol

2019-10-31 09:18:24 UTC  

yeah I get that

2019-10-31 09:18:24 UTC  

She's MISERABLE to live with