My other sister smeared dog shit on someone's car door handle too

I'm literally shaking obviously

ahahahahaha

They kept parking in front of their driveway

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They even left a note at first

Still kept parking in front of their driveway

So she got really pissed and made sure it was hidden behind the handle enough that he'd have to grab the handle to know it was there

I left dog poop in my own mailbox once. Neighbors kept stealing my mail

lolol oof

My oldest sister is a vindictive motherfucker

She's like 30 now and I could honestly see her doing that even now

i'm 34 and I'd do that kind of shit

LOL

so yeah, she might

I'm 30 next month. I did the mailbox thing 18 months ago

She was like a playground bully when she was young

used to sit on me and threaten to spit in my eye

Or fart in my face

👀 👀 👀

I don't even know why my mail was worth stealing. It wasn't my packages they were taking. it was letters from the hospital and my phone bill

*She also kicked and punched many holes in walls as a youngster*

She's more chill now but I wouldn't want to get on her bad side

....i think me and your sister would get along famously

*She's married*

LOL

i didn't mean like that

jesus

LOL

yikes

friends mawfucka

frendos

I figured but I'll never miss a chance to make someone uncomfortable

just makes me laugh

👀

but hey, i needed it

so, props

Tfw we're saving money for when we buy property to get her a trailer

Just so she wont be in the house with us

ahahahah

My other sister and I are splitting the house as a duplex