Message from @Derp

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2019-10-31 09:15:58 UTC  

*She also kicked and punched many holes in walls as a youngster*

2019-10-31 09:16:10 UTC  

She's more chill now but I wouldn't want to get on her bad side

2019-10-31 09:16:12 UTC  

....i think me and your sister would get along famously

2019-10-31 09:16:25 UTC  

*She's married*

2019-10-31 09:16:26 UTC  

LOL

2019-10-31 09:16:32 UTC  

i didn't mean like that

2019-10-31 09:16:33 UTC  

jesus

2019-10-31 09:16:35 UTC  

LOL

2019-10-31 09:16:37 UTC  

yikes

2019-10-31 09:16:48 UTC  

friends mawfucka

2019-10-31 09:16:53 UTC  

frendos

2019-10-31 09:16:55 UTC  

I figured but I'll never miss a chance to make someone uncomfortable

2019-10-31 09:17:04 UTC  

just makes me laugh

2019-10-31 09:17:11 UTC  

👀

2019-10-31 09:17:16 UTC  

but hey, i needed it

2019-10-31 09:17:18 UTC  

so, props

2019-10-31 09:17:36 UTC  

Tfw we're saving money for when we buy property to get her a trailer

2019-10-31 09:17:43 UTC  

Just so she wont be in the house with us

2019-10-31 09:17:47 UTC  

ahahahah

2019-10-31 09:17:55 UTC  

My other sister and I are splitting the house as a duplex

2019-10-31 09:17:58 UTC  

that's just.. sad

2019-10-31 09:18:03 UTC  

*We love her*

2019-10-31 09:18:07 UTC  

I love hanging out with her

2019-10-31 09:18:08 UTC  

But

2019-10-31 09:18:14 UTC  

damn

2019-10-31 09:18:14 UTC  

I don't want to live with her

2019-10-31 09:18:16 UTC  

lol

2019-10-31 09:18:24 UTC  

yeah I get that

2019-10-31 09:18:24 UTC  

She's MISERABLE to live with

2019-10-31 09:18:27 UTC  

Gotta pee at midnight?

2019-10-31 09:18:41 UTC  

Or make coffee at 4 am before a flight?

2019-10-31 09:18:58 UTC  

Ready those asscheeks because she's coming for you

2019-10-31 09:19:32 UTC  

my family are kind of the same with me. it's not that I'm miserable to live with. I just have weird sleep hours and am very, very particular about how I do housework

2019-10-31 09:19:47 UTC  

they love me but dont want to live with me so that they preserve MY sanity

2019-10-31 09:19:52 UTC  

I live with the rest of my family just fine, she's just a bit scary lol

2019-10-31 09:20:06 UTC  

I mean at least she knows

2019-10-31 09:20:28 UTC  

is she self aware?

2019-10-31 09:20:39 UTC  

reluctantly

2019-10-31 09:20:57 UTC  

She KNOWS what she does but if you bring it up she has a killer stink eye

2019-10-31 09:21:23 UTC  

charmer

2019-10-31 09:21:28 UTC  

oof