Message from @Derp

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2019-10-31 09:11:12 UTC  

She was a punk kid with her friends and the waitresses were being rude

2019-10-31 09:11:22 UTC  

Refused to serve them for like half an hour

2019-10-31 09:11:22 UTC  

the current state of anime: I can't believe it's not hentai

2019-10-31 09:11:25 UTC  

Then had an attitude lol

2019-10-31 09:11:32 UTC  

but

2019-10-31 09:11:34 UTC  

why shit in a jar

2019-10-31 09:11:37 UTC  

I DONT KNOW

2019-10-31 09:11:40 UTC  

She was like 16

2019-10-31 09:11:45 UTC  

thats not even punk

2019-10-31 09:11:51 UTC  

that's just gross lol

2019-10-31 09:11:56 UTC  

that's just straight up degeneracy

2019-10-31 09:12:00 UTC  

LOL

2019-10-31 09:12:01 UTC  

that's fuckin excellent, your sisters a champ

2019-10-31 09:12:04 UTC  

furry tier degen

2019-10-31 09:12:15 UTC  

Were you the one she gave the jar too?

2019-10-31 09:12:22 UTC  

Cause you're a little too offended for it not to be personal

2019-10-31 09:12:22 UTC  

smh

2019-10-31 09:12:27 UTC  

"mom found the piss drawer" tier

2019-10-31 09:12:42 UTC  

My other sister smeared dog shit on someone's car door handle too

2019-10-31 09:12:44 UTC  

I'm literally shaking obviously

2019-10-31 09:12:53 UTC  

ahahahahaha

2019-10-31 09:12:57 UTC  

They kept parking in front of their driveway

2019-10-31 09:12:59 UTC  

<:triggered:309404538811580417>

2019-10-31 09:13:13 UTC  

They even left a note at first

2019-10-31 09:13:18 UTC  

Still kept parking in front of their driveway

2019-10-31 09:13:44 UTC  

So she got really pissed and made sure it was hidden behind the handle enough that he'd have to grab the handle to know it was there

2019-10-31 09:13:46 UTC  

I left dog poop in my own mailbox once. Neighbors kept stealing my mail

2019-10-31 09:14:02 UTC  

lolol oof

2019-10-31 09:14:33 UTC  

My oldest sister is a vindictive motherfucker

2019-10-31 09:14:52 UTC  

She's like 30 now and I could honestly see her doing that even now

2019-10-31 09:15:06 UTC  

i'm 34 and I'd do that kind of shit

2019-10-31 09:15:11 UTC  

LOL

2019-10-31 09:15:16 UTC  

so yeah, she might

2019-10-31 09:15:17 UTC  

I'm 30 next month. I did the mailbox thing 18 months ago

2019-10-31 09:15:31 UTC  

She was like a playground bully when she was young

2019-10-31 09:15:39 UTC  

used to sit on me and threaten to spit in my eye

2019-10-31 09:15:41 UTC  

Or fart in my face

2019-10-31 09:15:45 UTC  

👀 👀 👀

2019-10-31 09:15:56 UTC  

I don't even know why my mail was worth stealing. It wasn't my packages they were taking. it was letters from the hospital and my phone bill

2019-10-31 09:15:58 UTC  

*She also kicked and punched many holes in walls as a youngster*

2019-10-31 09:16:10 UTC  

She's more chill now but I wouldn't want to get on her bad side