i found a cheeto in my bra does anyone want it

@EternalDarkWolf 😦 you didn't like my jokes? @Ace

i'll take it

id sell it on ebay

@bad moon 🌑 sell it to @sefus for 20 cents

i have 2 dollars and about 60 cents in change

Excellent. That means you'd have two dollars and forty cents left over

Daniel and i getting litty kitty

What

Lit lit lit

I might drink when I get home

Are you on the booze cruise?

ew alcohol

im straighedge

@Everyone's Mother I've got a splitting headache

but I *can* get on the booze cruise

take some advil and shut up you baby

@Stone Cold Steve Autism awe then reat first

@sefus I would talk shit about you, but that would be like kicking a hobbit off a see-saw. Just abuse of size and power.

I'm not drinking tonight

wdym

I am currently drinking

i fucking forgot to take out my contacts

Oof

ew

Allow them to fuse to your eyeballs

even the smell of alcohol makes me remember my childhood

it wasn't good

Pour it in me

I am going to make myself a Margarita. Fuck it

[makes cocktail for @Syenite ]

@Blaundee make it a double please!

I don't mess around

what's your poison?

Let's go with a tokyo tea

Gin

I'm a classy lady

Half seven half soda splash of lime

Tanquery okay?

Tanquery is just fine

sorry, Tanqueray*