That shit makes me start SPRINTING.

meanwhile me following pieces of bear into the woods in the middle of the night

Unless @Hammer Boi is in the room. I'm trying to fatten him up so that the killer can get him while I run away

I'm gonna die young guys

fear of the dark is naturalll

used to be afraid of the dark
*then i became the dark*

Like animals make all sorts of noises at night, and there's only one reason they STOP making noise.

bc cave humans were like oof darkness could mean bears so lets STAY INSIDE

**When predators show up**

So if you're walking around at night, outside, and all the bugs and other animals stop making noise

leg it

or pay it

my cousin once told me "you shouldnt be scared of the things you can hear... but the things you cant" and that shit stuck with me

Lmao yeah no that's true.

There's noises all aroud you that you can't hear.

Unless you have a geophone.

I can't sleep if it's quiet

same

I didnt get spooked till my sister said she heard a male voice

thats when shit goes down

Then we realized what I thought was the top of a porta potty was actually probably the top of a truck

HUE

dont mind me just walking around a poacher's campground

OOP

Yeah, I just watched all of the Chris Hansen streams.

I think it’s time for the Onion King himself and that oh-so-special queen of his to receive a “special history lesson” in old Soviet small arms from the North Korean military

I always have a knife near my bed

@Local Doomguy Hansen*

Aye then

call me paranoid but the night the boogie man wants to eat my ass he'll see who the real danger is

im not taking chances

👀

you mean bubba

fkn anyone im not playing games

Those woods be cursed

We gave it a second chance

Find pieces of bear everywhere

*Never again*

this is why you always have a weapon

@Local Doomguy yeah, we get it, you wrote that on memes

fucking kill someone with a spoon

First time we camped there, was for 2 nights. And first night we were at the campground, there were crackheads next to us fighting and yelling all night