or pay it

my cousin once told me "you shouldnt be scared of the things you can hear... but the things you cant" and that shit stuck with me

Lmao yeah no that's true.

There's noises all aroud you that you can't hear.

Unless you have a geophone.

I can't sleep if it's quiet

same

I didnt get spooked till my sister said she heard a male voice

thats when shit goes down

Then we realized what I thought was the top of a porta potty was actually probably the top of a truck

HUE

dont mind me just walking around a poacher's campground

OOP

Yeah, I just watched all of the Chris Hansen streams.

I think it’s time for the Onion King himself and that oh-so-special queen of his to receive a “special history lesson” in old Soviet small arms from the North Korean military

I always have a knife near my bed

@Local Doomguy Hansen*

Aye then

call me paranoid but the night the boogie man wants to eat my ass he'll see who the real danger is

im not taking chances

👀

you mean bubba

fkn anyone im not playing games

Those woods be cursed

We gave it a second chance

Find pieces of bear everywhere

*Never again*

this is why you always have a weapon

@Local Doomguy yeah, we get it, you wrote that on memes

fucking kill someone with a spoon

First time we camped there, was for 2 nights. And first night we were at the campground, there were crackheads next to us fighting and yelling all night

@Syenite cute af

Second night we moved out into the woods and a sheriff came by to ask us if we'd seen a pregnant woman running down the road

Apparently some dude took his rpegnant girlfriend out to beat her

@Everyone's Mother relocation, sorry

so yeah

*No more gnat creek for me*

I will carve someone into a fkn jack o'lantern with a rusty bent spoon if they jump me on a bad day

edgy

thank you

@Kathrine oi

oi