same

I didnt get spooked till my sister said she heard a male voice

thats when shit goes down

Then we realized what I thought was the top of a porta potty was actually probably the top of a truck

HUE

dont mind me just walking around a poacher's campground

OOP

Yeah, I just watched all of the Chris Hansen streams.

I think it’s time for the Onion King himself and that oh-so-special queen of his to receive a “special history lesson” in old Soviet small arms from the North Korean military

I always have a knife near my bed

@Local Doomguy Hansen*

Aye then

call me paranoid but the night the boogie man wants to eat my ass he'll see who the real danger is

im not taking chances

👀

you mean bubba

fkn anyone im not playing games

Those woods be cursed

We gave it a second chance

Find pieces of bear everywhere

*Never again*

this is why you always have a weapon

@Local Doomguy yeah, we get it, you wrote that on memes

fucking kill someone with a spoon

First time we camped there, was for 2 nights. And first night we were at the campground, there were crackheads next to us fighting and yelling all night

@Syenite cute af

Second night we moved out into the woods and a sheriff came by to ask us if we'd seen a pregnant woman running down the road

Apparently some dude took his rpegnant girlfriend out to beat her

@Everyone's Mother relocation, sorry

so yeah

*No more gnat creek for me*

I will carve someone into a fkn jack o'lantern with a rusty bent spoon if they jump me on a bad day

edgy

thank you

@Kathrine oi

oi

im already a shat o lantern

*even tho october over*

shat a pumpkin or shat in one

nerd

@Farunel i will fight you

Do it no bals