My Nana bought my mom and I candles with the letter K for our initials

***BRACE FOR IMPACT***

But it was a buy 2 get 1 ftee

Free

9/11 was a inside job

Oh

So.... she naturally bought 3 K candles

BIGGIE SMALLS IS ON HIS FUCKEN WAY TO POP A CAP IN OUR ASS

People used to say I'll beat you like a runaway slave here

Lmao

Queue my mom giving me the look when I quietly chortle in the background

I think the only thing I say is 1v1 me irl

Like the literal tard I am

@Stone Cold Steve Autism 🅱️enis

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I managed to eat 5

My body does not like 5

I am regretting my actions

Basically my entire decision making process and it's outcome

REDBULL DOES NOT SIT WITH 5 COOKIES

I repeat IT DOES NOT

I’ve definitely eaten all twelve or how ever many is in the package in one sitting

Those cookies are bomb and I have no regrets

Lol

Also that game is fukin awesome

I'm at 7.99× boost

I’m so glad you like it

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Who’s your favorite

Volks

100%

Wolffff

That’s the wolf?