I'm afraid it's already a serious meme on /mlpol/

End it

Please

What has been done in the land of football cannot be undone, for in the time of the ancients, in the long long ago, there was no football. All the ponies of the land wandered in darkness, without Football. But then the Lord John Elway came to the ponies and also inside Rainbow Dash, and then there was football.

Don’t do this to the Broncos

Football for everyone? Yes.

Are you ok?

Why is John Elway a mlp meme

I'm afraid it's already been done.

Are you even a broncos fan?

The Denver Broncos cannot be joined, the Denver Broncos join you. They take all the footballs and splice them together with genetics to make John Elway, and John Elway punts you right in the nigger cunt until you bleed football out of your ears and then become Payton Manning.

When Payton Manning licks your earlobe you know it's time to receive football. The football that you receive is not the eternal football, it is just regular football, but it is symbolic.

Take football and run. Run, forest, run. To forest. Run Forrest. With Football. Then give football to John Elway and say "Touchdown!" and you will become football. Then, Denver Broncos.

Sincerely,
Football.

@Deleted User can we kick him pls

I was invited by @NiceFlopSprinkles, @Anemic Crusader can also vouch for me.

Also:
John Elway is the king of all that is and was the Denver Broncos. John Elway is the alpha and the omega, also known as scootie puff senior the Doom Bringer. He has so many footballs you won't know where to put them all.

Do you want to know how to spell John Elway's name in ancient Hebrew? No, you don't, because it would convert you instantly into football and you would explode into all football. Football for everyone? Yes, but not for you.

Football.

This isn’t okay

My little pony is gay

They aren’t gonna ruin football

No u gay

Pls stop

And u do mic spam

Lowest form of shitposting

Okay? I'll tell you what's okay: The Denver Broncos.

In the days of yore there was no football, and no Denver, and no Broncos. There was however John Elway, for John Elway is eternal. And God said unto John Elway, thou shalt build me an ark, only it won't be an ark so much as it will be football.

And John Elway did build football 40 cubits wide and 40 cubits deep with a circumference of 40 million cubits and a football. The football was pleasing to the God and the American, and he said unto Moses: You should be more like John Elway you raging faggot.

And Moses said unto the Lord: Fuck you I'm a Patriots fan.

And God did smite Moses for his faggotry and there was much rejoice and football was had for all. And John Elway did make more football and put football on the moon and put all the footballs in space which made the world for the third time that day.

Amen.

John Elway is a god amongst men and pony

Alike

He is an American legend

Not a mlp meme

Kys

No literally u

Oh shit

You’re cancer

I just bust my gut

Go the fuck back to ebaums world ultrafag

I don’t even know what your saying

>implying

Mlp is for fags who like to fuck animals

Fucking newfag

Did you just plug into the internet yesterday?

When you fell out your mom’s clam?

@Pheedy

Please die