Message from @Pheedy
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John Elway is the king of all that is and was the Denver Broncos. John Elway is the alpha and the omega, also known as scootie puff senior the Doom Bringer. He has so many footballs you won't know where to put them all.
Do you want to know how to spell John Elway's name in ancient Hebrew? No, you don't, because it would convert you instantly into football and you would explode into all football. Football for everyone? Yes, but not for you.
Football.
This isn’t okay
My little pony is gay
They aren’t gonna ruin football
No u gay
Pls stop
And u do mic spam
Lowest form of shitposting
Okay? I'll tell you what's okay: The Denver Broncos.
In the days of yore there was no football, and no Denver, and no Broncos. There was however John Elway, for John Elway is eternal. And God said unto John Elway, thou shalt build me an ark, only it won't be an ark so much as it will be football.
And John Elway did build football 40 cubits wide and 40 cubits deep with a circumference of 40 million cubits and a football. The football was pleasing to the God and the American, and he said unto Moses: You should be more like John Elway you raging faggot.
And Moses said unto the Lord: Fuck you I'm a Patriots fan.
And God did smite Moses for his faggotry and there was much rejoice and football was had for all. And John Elway did make more football and put football on the moon and put all the footballs in space which made the world for the third time that day.
Amen.
John Elway is a god amongst men and pony
Alike
He is an American legend
Not a mlp meme
Kys
No literally u
Oh shit
You’re cancer
I just bust my gut
Go the fuck back to ebaums world ultrafag
>implying
Mlp is for fags who like to fuck animals
Fucking newfag
Did you just plug into the internet yesterday?
When you fell out your mom’s clam?
Please die
Pls
You all need jesus
^
including you fag
Obesity is gay and you should feel gay
I’m beautiful
(X) Doubt
@Literally John Elway jerks off to ponies in a little girls show and makes memes out of it
You are an obese faggot, CONFESS!
Kneel before we make you kneel fagboi
What did I walk into