welcome to the server @Pheedy

aka Brandon

okay I'm done lmao @AcardiaNZ16

I'll skip it

My housemates are black just an fyi

@Literally John Elway why is your name John Elway but you have a pony in your pic

Well, it mostly has to do with the fact that John Elway is football for all time, and all the ponies of Equestria have certified and can attain to this fact.

You see, John Elway wasn't always football. There was a time when John Elway was only 29, maybe 33% football. However when the Lord Jesus Christ called him on the phone and said John Elway you need to be 100% football, do you know what he did? Do you think he just laid down and sucked his thumb and cried the way you probably would you pussy? No, fuck no. John Elway took the fucking call and answered.

John Elway was always the man to become football. John Elway was sired by Dan Reeves, born of Rainbow Dash, conceived in fire, Master of Football, Lord of the Denver Broncos now and Forever.

In the Name of Jesus Christ and God Bless American.

My middle name is Elway

Don’t do this to the Elway name.

Don’t make it a pony thing

I'm afraid it's already a serious meme on /mlpol/

End it

Please

What has been done in the land of football cannot be undone, for in the time of the ancients, in the long long ago, there was no football. All the ponies of the land wandered in darkness, without Football. But then the Lord John Elway came to the ponies and also inside Rainbow Dash, and then there was football.

Don’t do this to the Broncos

Football for everyone? Yes.

Are you ok?

Why is John Elway a mlp meme

I'm afraid it's already been done.

Are you even a broncos fan?

The Denver Broncos cannot be joined, the Denver Broncos join you. They take all the footballs and splice them together with genetics to make John Elway, and John Elway punts you right in the nigger cunt until you bleed football out of your ears and then become Payton Manning.

When Payton Manning licks your earlobe you know it's time to receive football. The football that you receive is not the eternal football, it is just regular football, but it is symbolic.

Take football and run. Run, forest, run. To forest. Run Forrest. With Football. Then give football to John Elway and say "Touchdown!" and you will become football. Then, Denver Broncos.

Sincerely,
Football.

@Deleted User can we kick him pls

I was invited by @NiceFlopSprinkles, @Anemic Crusader can also vouch for me.

Also:
John Elway is the king of all that is and was the Denver Broncos. John Elway is the alpha and the omega, also known as scootie puff senior the Doom Bringer. He has so many footballs you won't know where to put them all.

Do you want to know how to spell John Elway's name in ancient Hebrew? No, you don't, because it would convert you instantly into football and you would explode into all football. Football for everyone? Yes, but not for you.

Football.