welcome to the server @Pheedy

aka Brandon

okay I'm done lmao @AcardiaNZ16

I'll skip it

My housemates are black just an fyi

@Literally John Elway why is your name John Elway but you have a pony in your pic

Well, it mostly has to do with the fact that John Elway is football for all time, and all the ponies of Equestria have certified and can attain to this fact.

You see, John Elway wasn't always football. There was a time when John Elway was only 29, maybe 33% football. However when the Lord Jesus Christ called him on the phone and said John Elway you need to be 100% football, do you know what he did? Do you think he just laid down and sucked his thumb and cried the way you probably would you pussy? No, fuck no. John Elway took the fucking call and answered.

John Elway was always the man to become football. John Elway was sired by Dan Reeves, born of Rainbow Dash, conceived in fire, Master of Football, Lord of the Denver Broncos now and Forever.

In the Name of Jesus Christ and God Bless American.

My middle name is Elway

Don’t do this to the Elway name.

Don’t make it a pony thing