@Pelkių monstras his statues really look like Dildos
@ΕΘΝΙΚH ΑΝΤΙΣΤΑΣΗ ye

The ancients had dildos

No surprise

Wooden and stone ones

yeah he just shits on the form he made them

We have them nowadays, no shock that we had them in the past

no but the ones I bought were made by an actual local sculptor

in monastiraki

and handmade

I openly said they looked like Dildos

"Hey Floki, nice Dildos!"

cost me 9 euros per statue/marble figure

reduced from 18

Retarded insult. Cross can be used as a dildo aswell.

I mean

so totally worth it

christians shittalking poorly made statues yet they shiver in fear when you mention their anal beads

they're all reduced by half this season

A gun can be used as a dildo

due to tourists probs

I didnt shittalk the statues

@Mankn II yes exactly

I liked them they look kewl

ik

Imagine using a gun as a dildo and firing it

Imagine it being a shotgun

they're just a physical material manifestation of the gods anyways, just as a reminder when you're doing rituals

not that important

People who are dumb enough to do that deserve it

as the gods are spiritual and eternal

imagine it being a 25mm anti tank rifle

but yeah aesthetics wise they're pretty good

but if you have a physical altar it helps with rituals easier

Clayton aka Floki even carved up a Rabbi

in your bedroom and stuff

I found a crazy guy that would run up to people asking for money

When they said no he would shout

"IM NOT ROBING YOU"

norse paganism is so overrated that it makes me cringe

idk why

especially when americans larp as it

actual european nordics fine no problem