I got in one game and everyone bailed.

You ever find yourself looking at people and then they seem really fuckin' weirdly built?

Literally a barrel with limbs poking out.

Lol

Yes, I know that's pretty much every advanced animal.

You met Dr eggman

He is, and always will be, Dr. Robotnik to me.

You boomer

Just like it's Princess Toadstool, not Peach.

Toadstool is her scat name

Think about it

Nope.

Nein, sheisse, nein.

Xy is a German cumfirmed

I don't think I have much kraut in my genetics.

Really?

You do plan on being an engineer

4.5% French & German.

Probably more French.

So, I guess that means there's a 4.5% chance I'll surrender without a fight.

And there's a 95.5% chance that you'll go all Kingpin up on the guy attacking you

I mean, yeah.

Duh.

There is something primally satisfying about hitting a nigga with another nigga.

Using a blackman as a baseball bat?

Anyone, really.

It's a strategically effective technique to beat someone with someone else. You take out two targets.

Good point

Meow

Woem

https://youtu.be/21oMzVVUO6w

That's funny just by the title.

That's like incels disguised as MRAs or something.

Any car guys here?

Not me.

Cars get you from point a to point b.

Faster than legs.

Safer than just 2 wheels.

Holy shit that changes everything

I need a car even more now! Thanks Xychotic!

Right?!