I have 3 work days, then I get a 4 day weekend.

Nice

4 days to jerk off. Gotta burn those calories mang

I tried to play Remnant but it's not as enjoyable The Division, especially since I can't find people to join my game.

They don't want to join your pitiful excuse of a game.

I miss Divimbo.

Do people still play the first one?

Never heard of it.

The Division?

Tim Climbo's The Divimbo

I liked the weird battle royale mode it had, Survival or whatever

I never was able to really join Survival.

I got in one game and everyone bailed.

You ever find yourself looking at people and then they seem really fuckin' weirdly built?

Literally a barrel with limbs poking out.

Lol

Yes, I know that's pretty much every advanced animal.

You met Dr eggman

He is, and always will be, Dr. Robotnik to me.

You boomer

Just like it's Princess Toadstool, not Peach.

Toadstool is her scat name

Think about it

Nope.

Nein, sheisse, nein.

Xy is a German cumfirmed

I don't think I have much kraut in my genetics.

Really?

You do plan on being an engineer

4.5% French & German.

Probably more French.

So, I guess that means there's a 4.5% chance I'll surrender without a fight.

And there's a 95.5% chance that you'll go all Kingpin up on the guy attacking you

I mean, yeah.

Duh.

There is something primally satisfying about hitting a nigga with another nigga.

Using a blackman as a baseball bat?

Anyone, really.

It's a strategically effective technique to beat someone with someone else. You take out two targets.

Good point

Meow