tell him his wife is fucking around

don't tell him you're fucking his wife <:pepelaugh:615974280706129941>

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be a bro and let him know from a burner phone

Inb4 pawp isn't fucking her either, he's just taking her out to dinner, is he's a cuck too

sugar daddy from bodyguard pay?

<:pepelaugh:615974280706129941>

Bodyguard? More like parking lot guard.

mall cop

Less than a mall cop

Pawp Blart Mall Cop

He's not even Tactical

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I bet he's never even chased someone.

bet he got chased by a raccoon on his night patrol

IV had to run at work

When I thought the building I worked at was on fire

kek

Ran around the entire building to make sure some grandma didn't leave eggs on the stove

some asshole left the fireplace screen saver on?

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sniff sniff

The fire system was bad. So i got lots of ot that week

I smell female

mmmmmmmmmmmmm

female particulate

i have coomst

I saw a magizne about guns and girls yesterday, titled pure combat or some shit, in metal slug font

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Made me realize they have everything after all

There was a girl in full combat uniform and m16 or some shit on cover

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Now the real question is, shouldn't buy a sip?

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Be a sip free man, just like me

have sips in moderation

No. No Sips.

dont be a self control-let like matty

Centrist fuck.

have tea sips

make green tea