Message from @Matthew
Discord ID: 650834961120886795
<:madman:589105474226618384>
Nah I'll just write on my Mac instead
I don't have awful thoughts are work
all your thoughts are awful
poor other dude
<:kizunaStare:385945680688054283>
Won't be the first cole
at least let him know Pawp
<:kizunaStare:385945680688054283>
Why?
text him
tell him his wife is fucking around
don't tell him you're fucking his wife <:pepelaugh:615974280706129941>
<a:vvLULZ:467003825283268630>
be a bro and let him know from a burner phone
Inb4 pawp isn't fucking her either, he's just taking her out to dinner, is he's a cuck too
sugar daddy from bodyguard pay?
<:pepelaugh:615974280706129941>
mall cop
Less than a mall cop
Pawp Blart Mall Cop
He's not even Tactical
<:vvWut:429999684598104064>
I bet he's never even chased someone.
bet he got chased by a raccoon on his night patrol
IV had to run at work
When I thought the building I worked at was on fire
kek
Ran around the entire building to make sure some grandma didn't leave eggs on the stove
some asshole left the fireplace screen saver on?
<:pepelaugh:615974280706129941>
sniff sniff
The fire system was bad. So i got lots of ot that week
I smell female
mmmmmmmmmmmmm
female particulate
i have coomst
I saw a magizne about guns and girls yesterday, titled pure combat or some shit, in metal slug font