Message from @Matthew
Discord ID: 650835051109417000
all your thoughts are awful
poor other dude
<:kizunaStare:385945680688054283>
Won't be the first cole
at least let him know Pawp
<:kizunaStare:385945680688054283>
Why?
text him
tell him his wife is fucking around
don't tell him you're fucking his wife <:pepelaugh:615974280706129941>
<a:vvLULZ:467003825283268630>
be a bro and let him know from a burner phone
Inb4 pawp isn't fucking her either, he's just taking her out to dinner, is he's a cuck too
sugar daddy from bodyguard pay?
<:pepelaugh:615974280706129941>
Bodyguard? More like parking lot guard.
mall cop
Less than a mall cop
Pawp Blart Mall Cop
<:vvWut:429999684598104064>
I bet he's never even chased someone.
bet he got chased by a raccoon on his night patrol
IV had to run at work
When I thought the building I worked at was on fire
kek
Ran around the entire building to make sure some grandma didn't leave eggs on the stove
some asshole left the fireplace screen saver on?
<:pepelaugh:615974280706129941>
sniff sniff
The fire system was bad. So i got lots of ot that week
I smell female
mmmmmmmmmmmmm
female particulate
i have coomst
I saw a magizne about guns and girls yesterday, titled pure combat or some shit, in metal slug font
<:coomer:636305222347522067>
Made me realize they have everything after all
There was a girl in full combat uniform and m16 or some shit on cover
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