for fucking drinking straws

30k orders

motherfucking what

people like their death straws

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I use stainless straws. They're comfy.

@Magnets ali is used by normies now

deal with it

Don't use them while you're driving. Is that difficult?

look at the popular page

it's only normie shit

https://www.aliexpress.com/popular.html

The popular page is personalized, bro...

when im logged out on a different computer <:alithink:327930371796893698>

Didn't know you took that precaution for this post, my bad. <:pepelaugh:615974280706129941>

no you made me check

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https://www.aliexpress.com/popular/5-inch-plastic.html <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

risky click

the only manly solution is to carry 100 plastic straws with you everywhere you go

and use them

Stainless straws are great

and throw them away

these guy will do custom logo singles https://www.aliexpress.com/item/4000348751974.html

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Probably costs big money for that logo

>drinking from straws

just drink from the cup like your older generations did thousands of years ago

^

Silly euros can't into innovation

Using straws are better for your teeth, since you're avoiding putting acidic sugar water/food dyes all over them while you drink

Unless you're a childish straw chewer. Then yeah, you should avoid stainless straws <:pepelaugh:615974280706129941>

carrying about that while drinking MtDew instead of water really shows you why reproduction should be considered for only those of brighter nature

ohohooooo <:pepelaugh:615974280706129941>

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matthew is gonna be a dad tho

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that's extra burn to this joke

We're too far down that road to stop now, dear.

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