Message from @Matthew
Discord ID: 650027205891719169
free product dear <:alirose:646673147508293642>
only pay shipping
<:alismirk:230784726615588865>
Only pay $5 shipping dear friend
for fucking drinking straws
30k orders
motherfucking what
people like their death straws
<:thonk:288060975775612929>
I use stainless straws. They're comfy.
deal with it
Don't use them while you're driving. Is that difficult?
look at the popular page
it's only normie shit
The popular page is personalized, bro...
when im logged out on a different computer <:alithink:327930371796893698>
no you made me check
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https://www.aliexpress.com/popular/5-inch-plastic.html <:alismirk:230784726615588865>
risky click
the only manly solution is to carry 100 plastic straws with you everywhere you go
and use them
Stainless straws are great
and throw them away
these guy will do custom logo singles https://www.aliexpress.com/item/4000348751974.html
<:aliOK:251417852156837888>
Probably costs big money for that logo
>drinking from straws
just drink from the cup like your older generations did thousands of years ago
^
Silly euros can't into innovation
Using straws are better for your teeth, since you're avoiding putting acidic sugar water/food dyes all over them while you drink
Unless you're a childish straw chewer. Then yeah, you should avoid stainless straws <:pepelaugh:615974280706129941>
carrying about that while drinking MtDew instead of water really shows you why reproduction should be considered for only those of brighter nature
ohohooooo <:pepelaugh:615974280706129941>
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