lel 😄

the only race worse than dragonborn are....kobolds

you know what?

hol up

Kobolds are usually fucking shit

Now it’s “My character is a pansexual Dragonborn furry.”

but there's the **very occasional gem**

dragonborn are always shit

but kobolds are the most "oh i want to play somebody with the mentality of a 5 year old, but not say anything beforehand"\

Nah, the new furry race are tabaxi

id rather have a fucking tabaxi than a tiefling

which is funny because tabaxi are actually kinda good. Like upper middle tier

even though furries make me vomit

@Scale_e seriously?

there's no "pansexual" and "furry" in DnD

thats where youre wrong, kiddo

@DankMemez Yes there is

Clearly you've not been following the Woke Train that is D&D's development team

then im glad i dont do this DnD shit anymore.

Some gms man

ugh

you ever had the mispleasure of joining a game and finding out the gm is a language ninny furry?

nope out

in the new player's handbook it explicitly encourages you to be non-binary or transgender

deadass?

Yea

or is this a meme

because this sounds like crusade time, but i need some proof

I dont know the specific page number, but it's right at the start of the chapter where you roll for your character's height and weight

one sec ill look for it

https://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/7.856319-D-D-Developers-Explain-Choices-on-Gender-Diversity-in-New-Edition

" the entry on "Sex" in the "Personality and Background" section tells players that they "don't need to be confined to binary notions of sex and gender," and even states that the game's chief elven god is seen as both androgynous and hermaphroditic"

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first of all,

anyone who reads the FUCKING MANUAL to be affirmed and say "oh but i can play a tranny"

is a fucking rules lawyer

could've done that before

Second of all

so i look through Epstines book and one thing struck out to me... why the hell is the names of Trump ex-wife and several of his children on it when you consider the fact Trump and Epstine supposedly had a major falling out?

wouldnt it make **300% more sense** to just get a cursed item that changes your sex