Some gms man

ugh

you ever had the mispleasure of joining a game and finding out the gm is a language ninny furry?

nope out

in the new player's handbook it explicitly encourages you to be non-binary or transgender

deadass?

Yea

or is this a meme

because this sounds like crusade time, but i need some proof

I dont know the specific page number, but it's right at the start of the chapter where you roll for your character's height and weight

one sec ill look for it

https://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/7.856319-D-D-Developers-Explain-Choices-on-Gender-Diversity-in-New-Edition

" the entry on "Sex" in the "Personality and Background" section tells players that they "don't need to be confined to binary notions of sex and gender," and even states that the game's chief elven god is seen as both androgynous and hermaphroditic"

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first of all,

anyone who reads the FUCKING MANUAL to be affirmed and say "oh but i can play a tranny"

is a fucking rules lawyer

could've done that before

Second of all

so i look through Epstines book and one thing struck out to me... why the hell is the names of Trump ex-wife and several of his children on it when you consider the fact Trump and Epstine supposedly had a major falling out?

wouldnt it make **300% more sense** to just get a cursed item that changes your sex

if you really wanted to do that

What is going on my fellow ethnostatists <:PepeHappy:564046287352365056>

thirdly,

“Cursed item that changes gender” has a long history with dnd

Can we just round up all the trans and waterboard them till they fixed <:PepeHappy:564046287352365056>

@Scale_e you know whats funnier

>promoting inclusivity

Its actually really difficult to change gender in 5e without some homebrew

>cursed item that changes gender is still a curse

i take it I asked at the wrong time...

Nah dude its just that none of us care about epstein

We all know he was murdered to protect the rich from being outed as pedophiles

we already know he was suicided

We just don't care <:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>

what else are you gonna say

it's just something that i found to be odd that's all...

When did the book come out?

@saru_richard They were once friends. Epstein is a manipulator and opportunist. I am not surprised he would keep those numbers on the off chance he needed them