Ok, weeb.

Ching Chong katana man goooooooooo

That doesn't answer my question, and as for the username, it's deliberate trap for weebs to reveal themselves.

D'awwww. You expect answers to your questions here simply because you ask them?

Yes.

Now you're reliant on answers.

@Ethaneth 42.

Damnit, you answered them.

So long, and thanks for all the fish.

Has anyone noticed that "REEEE" sounds like something a dolphin might say?

No.

@Zanzetkuken BattleToads

Guys

Is there a good place to watch lightning?

Hilltops.

Like, a place where lightning storms with good visible lightning is very common?

Bring your tinfoil hat to keep the government mind control out.

I just love lightning

They're my one favorite natural phenomena

Bring a sturdy umbrella to keep the rain off. Preferably aluminum.

Copper is better

The flash, the bolt, the crackle, the rumble

Something about it just feels so... Right.

Gold if you're a patrician

I've once had a distant lightning storm outside my window

@Cryosite I suggest wearing copper armor and carrying an antenna while shouting "all gods are bastards"

I spent half an hour watching it in silence

A mountain

@Jack of Trades That would actually work. It should flow around you to the ground without heating up much

@Vitruvius nah

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catatumbo_lightning

It's gotta be brine soaked, as well.

@Timeward Venezuela has a place with a lot of lightning.

But you know.

Venezuela.

So the FCC just approved the T-Mobile/Sprint merger

If you go there to Venezuela, wear a woven bacon parka.

What's the *worse* that could happen?

*worst

Nah, I said what I said.

Mmmm, bacon.