Message from @Cadbal

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2019-10-18 21:41:27 UTC  

Have we even seen the FULL bill yet?

2019-10-18 21:42:06 UTC  

it's probably a word doc with 'draft' in the filename and teresas name crossed out here and there

2019-10-18 21:42:42 UTC  

and a few tooltips "Juncker said we need to add this part. Also he wants a castle."

2019-10-18 21:44:07 UTC  

Well it is basically May's deal, It has just had better branding and a few small changes

2019-10-18 22:06:50 UTC  

**AHAHHAHAHAHAHA GASP HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA**

2019-10-18 22:14:38 UTC  

'hatched'

2019-10-18 22:22:01 UTC  

Equal marriage and abortion coming in 4-5 days time

2019-10-18 22:22:22 UTC  

are y'all excited <:smugay:593502151758708776>

2019-10-18 22:25:40 UTC  

im only happy if im allowed to marry inanimate objects and get a tax break

2019-10-18 22:28:37 UTC  

i think its only men and women can marry same gender

2019-10-18 22:28:53 UTC  

Disney's pinocchio movie made me afraid of body transformation

2019-10-18 22:28:57 UTC  

22 week abortion same as england coming too

2019-10-18 22:29:31 UTC  

||**DONKEYS**||

2019-10-18 22:52:09 UTC  

99% sure ^that's fake cause i can't find the article anywhere

2019-10-18 22:52:28 UTC  

still, the fact i can see it happening says a lot

2019-10-18 23:04:48 UTC  

Scotland and UK Tax Rates ^^

2019-10-18 23:07:27 UTC  

i sure hope no paki burgles my house otherwise he'll keep the goods and i'll go down for 20 years

2019-10-18 23:47:21 UTC  

Here you go

2019-10-18 23:47:26 UTC  

The entire withdrawal agreement

2019-10-19 00:40:46 UTC  

hm. i think on balance i hope it doesnt pass

2019-10-19 00:41:46 UTC  

i do appreciate that boris actually got them to change something but i see the ECJ is still in there etc

2019-10-19 00:42:07 UTC  

so it really is just the mayhem deal minus backstop

2019-10-19 00:42:19 UTC  

still a big 39 billion ransom payment

2019-10-19 00:47:17 UTC  

if it doesn't pass Benn Act applies and we have to rely on Juncker and Macron. Even then someone might sneak in a revocation bill before the end of the month.

2019-10-19 00:48:51 UTC  

without the upsides of leaving, why leave?

2019-10-19 01:41:05 UTC  

does England have a self-defenses claws in there law?

2019-10-19 01:46:19 UTC  

none to speak of

2019-10-19 01:46:59 UTC  

you're only allowed to use the minimum level required to prevent your own injury, which is subjective when you're reacting to a situation instead of reading a law book

2019-10-19 01:47:08 UTC  

There's a rather archaic law from the 1500's requiring that every Englishman should practice his archery.

2019-10-19 01:47:42 UTC  

so people can and do get hit with assault charges because they hit a burglar too hard. if you rig traps in your house and a burglar is injured by those traps, you're also in trouble for that

2019-10-19 01:48:35 UTC  

personally im more of the mind that as soon as someone breaks into your property and waves a knife in your face, their human rights should be null & void

2019-10-19 01:49:12 UTC  

and no level of reaction to that should be a crime

2019-10-19 01:51:53 UTC  

yea all rules are off once you break in. lol someone breaks in and the first thing they hear is "IT'S RAPE TIME"

2019-10-19 01:52:47 UTC  

meathook & chainsaw, who the fuck cares - don't break into other peoples houses

2019-10-19 01:53:54 UTC  

if you do and you get pegged for a few times all is fair in war and shit

2019-10-19 01:54:09 UTC  

i mean yes i'm being silly, but the burglars do have ridiculous rights here - there was a farmer famously imprisoned for shooting one. he was an old man vs a pair of youths