You need to capitalize those calls

I trust them to make my dinner but not to go 80 on the interstate

THIS IS SIERRA 113, CORTANA DO YOU READ ME

*117

I thought that was just chief

Ah well

aparently 113 belongs to a "nick"

but having trouble pinning down the source material

...

actually this looks like a fanfic page

oh fuck me I misread the URL

@Mikey no you were correct, Abaddon is just retarded

"halo **f**anon"

@Mikey sierra 117 is also John 117 but Sierra 113 is a pelican

Wife beating is ok if you imply it in your wedding vows

this just in, bedroom sexy-time spanking is now wife beating

🚓

Dammit

What if she spanks me

“Get over it pussy. You gonna cry your male tears?”

Crying does make it better

*Laughter*

Distribution map of Deer across the globe

Distribution map of rats across the globe

Alberta

Why

They have a rat kill on sight policy and rat hit squads

Japan has deer? Cool

Good

The general consensus in Alberta is if you find a rodent you hockey stick it to death

I guess the Mongolian empire mistook deer for horses

But look at deer in Mongolia

Huh

Canada distribution.

Alberta is Atlantis

Alberta goes went full rat genocide

It's asweome

A loading error has killed millions and sunken tens of thousands of acres into the ocean today

Yeah the mongols took deer as horses but decided they were shit horses and didn’t breed them after dying in battle

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