Message from @Gustavus Adolphus

Discord ID: 635275870462017546


2019-10-20 00:12:40 UTC  

November indigo golf golf echo romeo

2019-10-20 00:13:01 UTC  

You need to capitalize those calls

2019-10-20 00:13:02 UTC  

I trust them to make my dinner but not to go 80 on the interstate

2019-10-20 00:13:36 UTC  

THIS IS SIERRA 113, CORTANA DO YOU READ ME

2019-10-20 00:14:45 UTC  

*117

2019-10-20 00:15:02 UTC  

I thought that was just chief

2019-10-20 00:15:12 UTC  

Ah well

2019-10-20 00:16:32 UTC  

aparently 113 belongs to a "nick"

2019-10-20 00:16:46 UTC  

but having trouble pinning down the source material

2019-10-20 00:17:36 UTC  

...

2019-10-20 00:17:44 UTC  

actually this looks like a fanfic page

2019-10-20 00:18:12 UTC  

oh fuck me I misread the URL

2019-10-20 00:18:13 UTC  

@Mikey no you were correct, Abaddon is just retarded

2019-10-20 00:18:18 UTC  

"halo **f**anon"

2019-10-20 00:19:08 UTC  

@Mikey sierra 117 is also John 117 but Sierra 113 is a pelican

2019-10-20 00:20:56 UTC  

Wife beating is ok if you imply it in your wedding vows

2019-10-20 00:28:49 UTC  

this just in, bedroom sexy-time spanking is now wife beating

2019-10-20 00:28:56 UTC  

🚓

2019-10-20 00:32:14 UTC  

Dammit

2019-10-20 00:35:17 UTC  

What if she spanks me

2019-10-20 00:39:30 UTC  

“Get over it pussy. You gonna cry your male tears?”

2019-10-20 00:44:19 UTC  

Crying does make it better

2019-10-20 00:49:06 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/633967804483371009/635278282228760583/xlarge.png

2019-10-20 00:58:07 UTC  

*Laughter*

2019-10-20 01:04:57 UTC  

Distribution map of Deer across the globe

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/633967804483371009/635282269396795393/4833130c-abc9-4db2-a22e-ba4242e8d84b.png

2019-10-20 01:05:23 UTC  

Distribution map of rats across the globe

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/633967804483371009/635282380147392526/dbcd9d60-3a33-4407-914c-5053a9f25b76.png

2019-10-20 01:06:27 UTC  

Alberta

2019-10-20 01:06:34 UTC  

Why

2019-10-20 01:06:52 UTC  

They have a rat kill on sight policy and rat hit squads

2019-10-20 01:06:57 UTC  

Japan has deer? Cool

2019-10-20 01:06:58 UTC  

Good

2019-10-20 01:07:03 UTC  

The general consensus in Alberta is if you find a rodent you hockey stick it to death

2019-10-20 01:07:40 UTC  

I guess the Mongolian empire mistook deer for horses

2019-10-20 01:07:42 UTC  

But look at deer in Mongolia

2019-10-20 01:07:42 UTC  

Huh

2019-10-20 01:07:43 UTC  

Canada distribution.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/633967804483371009/635282967119265792/Canada.png

2019-10-20 01:08:08 UTC  

Alberta is Atlantis

2019-10-20 01:08:11 UTC  

Alberta goes went full rat genocide

2019-10-20 01:08:11 UTC  

It's asweome

2019-10-20 01:08:26 UTC  

A loading error has killed millions and sunken tens of thousands of acres into the ocean today

2019-10-20 01:08:34 UTC  

Yeah the mongols took deer as horses but decided they were shit horses and didn’t breed them after dying in battle