this just in, bedroom sexy-time spanking is now wife beating

🚓

Dammit

What if she spanks me

“Get over it pussy. You gonna cry your male tears?”

Crying does make it better

*Laughter*

Distribution map of Deer across the globe

Distribution map of rats across the globe

Alberta

Why

They have a rat kill on sight policy and rat hit squads

Japan has deer? Cool

Good

The general consensus in Alberta is if you find a rodent you hockey stick it to death

I guess the Mongolian empire mistook deer for horses

But look at deer in Mongolia

Huh

Canada distribution.

Alberta is Atlantis

Alberta goes went full rat genocide

It's asweome

A loading error has killed millions and sunken tens of thousands of acres into the ocean today

Yeah the mongols took deer as horses but decided they were shit horses and didn’t breed them after dying in battle

Google spokespeople could not be reached for comment.

Are deers horses ?

No

Deer don't run on hyper extended mega fingers

Can a deer fuck a horse is more what I am asking

A horses leg is a specially evolved single finger

And no they cannot

Are you positive

Not fruitfully at least

I think I could get like a fine ass deer some horse dick

I'm sure a horse/deer could rape the other that wouldn't produce any offspring

Or maybe a fine ass horse some deer dick

What's bigger a horse or deer

Horse is thicker

Both are similar in length

We went from Alberta rat genocide to deer rape