Message from @Von Bolt
Discord ID: 635878432126926878
'oh your such a cute spike'
*pats*
'......why are you stabbing me? i loved you!'
Screams out as he strikes you....
Itβs better than starfish and anemones.
Starfish go hard and stick to shit. Anemones close up on you.
Urchins are stabby bros
we have tons of urchins here, pretty good at avoiding them tho... eels on the other hand...
we have giant moray eels here... they have a tendancy to grab you by the ankle and retract... pulling you underwater till u drown
they like 2 wrap their tail around a rock as an anchor
well by giant i mean 'large as fuck' green moray eels
We have eels here, but theyβre further out from the beaches and usually smaller.
They never attack people.
Gotta instill communist values while theyβre young and impressionable
Some of those things could be attributed to the Army
Difference is that you volunteer for the army, these days.
Not when times get tough and fresh blood is needed xD
Fair nuff; Sometimes the draft comes back with a vengeance, sure.
Welp
That is sad
Theyβll get over it
Just a consequence of deracinated, hedonist, atomized consumerism and incessant hammering from the media demonizing their ancestral heritage
They'll either get over it or they'll kill themselves
Whether by suicide or drugs
That's bleak dude
I feel sad for all these recent generations.
I wonder if ditching phones and social media would help
why is it that christians start sounding like fucking commies if you get them talking long enough.
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Jordan Peterson says a lot of kind of odd and out there stuff, but TBH he's one of the only people I see doing something useful about teens not wanting to live
the easiest solution to the problem is to do what I do. not give a shit about living or dying.
Take Uncle Jared's fitness challenge
