Message from @HurtChain

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2019-10-21 15:52:11 UTC  

like, the lion fish scorpianfish and stonefish are all in the family synanceiidae

2019-10-21 15:53:20 UTC  

I learned my lesson the hard way: stepped on the sea urchin

2019-10-21 15:53:34 UTC  

Wear kevlar-laced shoes when you swam

2019-10-21 15:53:35 UTC  

thats the spiky testicle thing isnt it?

2019-10-21 15:54:04 UTC  

these punks

2019-10-21 15:54:13 UTC  

thats pretty hardcpre

2019-10-21 15:54:16 UTC  

hardcore*

2019-10-21 15:54:29 UTC  

Their spikes break off into thousand pieces and they have a slime that actively irritates the wound

2019-10-21 15:54:47 UTC  

because fuck you and everything you stand for apparently

2019-10-21 15:54:54 UTC  

So all the time it is in your skin it hurts like you are being stabbed over and over

2019-10-21 15:56:03 UTC  

After the doc removed the needles and we bought shoes for everyone, I went on a personal revenge rampage

2019-10-21 15:56:41 UTC  

4 days i snorkeld around that beach stabbing urchins with a harpoon, letting fishes feast on their innards

2019-10-21 15:56:43 UTC  

who is the stray mod?

2019-10-21 15:57:03 UTC  

A nigger who can cell your dumb ass

2019-10-21 15:57:07 UTC  

who let him escape?

2019-10-21 15:57:16 UTC  

They opened the borders

2019-10-21 15:57:21 UTC  

got out on good behaviour

2019-10-21 15:57:24 UTC  

take your pick

2019-10-21 15:57:24 UTC  

strays need a liocense, m8

2019-10-21 15:58:02 UTC  

Sea urchins are cute af

2019-10-21 15:58:16 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/633967804483371009/635869467108311050/image0.jpg

2019-10-21 15:58:27 UTC  

that pic of one looks like it absorbs light

2019-10-21 15:58:35 UTC  
2019-10-21 15:58:37 UTC  

The sea otters love to eat them. They’ll scoop them off the rocks and crack them open while floating on their back.

2019-10-21 15:59:21 UTC  

And if you pet the spikes on a sea urchin they all collect around your finger and try to stab you

2019-10-21 15:59:39 UTC  

They’re the most adorable brainless animal

2019-10-21 16:00:18 UTC  

'oh your such a cute spike'
*pats*
'......why are you stabbing me? i loved you!'

2019-10-21 16:00:47 UTC  

Screams out as he strikes you....

2019-10-21 16:00:52 UTC  

It’s better than starfish and anemones.

2019-10-21 16:01:08 UTC  

Starfish go hard and stick to shit. Anemones close up on you.

2019-10-21 16:01:30 UTC  

Urchins are stabby bros

2019-10-21 16:06:59 UTC  

we have tons of urchins here, pretty good at avoiding them tho... eels on the other hand...

2019-10-21 16:07:27 UTC  
2019-10-21 16:07:48 UTC  

we have giant moray eels here... they have a tendancy to grab you by the ankle and retract... pulling you underwater till u drown

2019-10-21 16:08:04 UTC  

they like 2 wrap their tail around a rock as an anchor

2019-10-21 16:08:29 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/633967804483371009/635872040171208706/Z.png

2019-10-21 16:11:06 UTC  

well by giant i mean 'large as fuck' green moray eels

2019-10-21 16:22:08 UTC  

We have eels here, but they’re further out from the beaches and usually smaller.

2019-10-21 16:22:17 UTC  

They never attack people.

2019-10-21 16:27:56 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/633967804483371009/635876933074157568/in_soviet_russia.png