Message from @Thereth

Discord ID: 635868454997721088


2019-10-21 15:49:29 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/633967804483371009/635867264284884993/2Q.png

2019-10-21 15:49:30 UTC  

you step on them, nasty spines happen, loss of life snues

2019-10-21 15:49:33 UTC  

ensues

2019-10-21 15:49:41 UTC  

they are kinda pretty though

2019-10-21 15:49:47 UTC  

Cute desu.

2019-10-21 15:49:49 UTC  

your version

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/633967804483371009/635867345251729418/2Q.png

2019-10-21 15:49:54 UTC  

And Italy too

2019-10-21 15:50:11 UTC  

pre and post instagram filter?

2019-10-21 15:50:32 UTC  

nah, it like 2 different breeds of the same thing

2019-10-21 15:50:52 UTC  

yeah i know, dont fuck with my narrative

2019-10-21 15:51:07 UTC  

There are swarms of jellyfish in mediterranean sea that are not very dangerous by itself to humans, but they swarm
So if you happen to swim into one of those swarms, they pump you with enough neurotoxins that you can't breathe

2019-10-21 15:51:45 UTC  

I caught one of those fuggers on my foot
bish stings and burns for ages

2019-10-21 15:51:59 UTC  

the ocean universally has shit that wants to nom nom you, doesnt matter where you are

2019-10-21 15:52:11 UTC  

like, the lion fish scorpianfish and stonefish are all in the family synanceiidae

2019-10-21 15:53:20 UTC  

I learned my lesson the hard way: stepped on the sea urchin

2019-10-21 15:53:34 UTC  

Wear kevlar-laced shoes when you swam

2019-10-21 15:53:35 UTC  

thats the spiky testicle thing isnt it?

2019-10-21 15:54:04 UTC  

these punks

2019-10-21 15:54:13 UTC  

thats pretty hardcpre

2019-10-21 15:54:16 UTC  

hardcore*

2019-10-21 15:54:29 UTC  

Their spikes break off into thousand pieces and they have a slime that actively irritates the wound

2019-10-21 15:54:47 UTC  

because fuck you and everything you stand for apparently

2019-10-21 15:54:54 UTC  

So all the time it is in your skin it hurts like you are being stabbed over and over

2019-10-21 15:56:03 UTC  

After the doc removed the needles and we bought shoes for everyone, I went on a personal revenge rampage

2019-10-21 15:56:41 UTC  

4 days i snorkeld around that beach stabbing urchins with a harpoon, letting fishes feast on their innards

2019-10-21 15:56:43 UTC  

who is the stray mod?

2019-10-21 15:57:03 UTC  

A nigger who can cell your dumb ass

2019-10-21 15:57:07 UTC  

who let him escape?

2019-10-21 15:57:16 UTC  

They opened the borders

2019-10-21 15:57:21 UTC  

got out on good behaviour

2019-10-21 15:57:24 UTC  

take your pick

2019-10-21 15:57:24 UTC  

strays need a liocense, m8

2019-10-21 15:58:02 UTC  

Sea urchins are cute af

2019-10-21 15:58:16 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/633967804483371009/635869467108311050/image0.jpg

2019-10-21 15:58:27 UTC  

that pic of one looks like it absorbs light

2019-10-21 15:58:35 UTC  
2019-10-21 15:58:37 UTC  

The sea otters love to eat them. They’ll scoop them off the rocks and crack them open while floating on their back.

2019-10-21 15:59:21 UTC  

And if you pet the spikes on a sea urchin they all collect around your finger and try to stab you

2019-10-21 15:59:39 UTC  

They’re the most adorable brainless animal