i acknowledge the crusaders in terms of the grand scheme of things but how they really behaved in terms of *honorable combat and dealing with civilians* was very yikes and oof, dare i say cringe

eh, the outside viewpoint will still be tainted slightly

well once it gets to the mainland

archaeologists themselves tend to be pretty unbiased, I've found

huh, nice

i mean... when you're out in the fucking dirt digging around, and possibly in the heat i can see why

yeah, hard to keep political ideology and bias when you're in the business of finding what time forgot in climes that no one else wants to be in

well, telling people that their sins and debauchery will be forgiven if they fight for the pope really doesnt make for a very noble bunch of recruits

yeah...

Oh Catholics were a fucking racket for the longest time

fuckin proto-austrian shennanigans

kinda like now where anyone who would go for jihad just for the *promise* of underaged poosey probably isnt of sound mind to begin with

by around the time of the first ottoman forays into hungary they just about said plainly "hey, pay up and the pearly gates are yours"

Then along came good ol' Martin Luther

... or I may be mixing up notes hammered on the doors of cathedrals

no wait that's right, it was some other guy around the ottoman time that challenged the infallibility of the Pope as the voice of god

so all the christian sects were all huffing puffing and burning houses down over it and too busy to help save the boy-king of Hungary from Sulleiman

Yay Lutherans

who let the 6y old bitch on internet ?

bit late for that complaint, my dude

youre talking to a goddamn internet legend

can't beat that frame though

lol

but then realise your in mexico atm

https://giphy.com/gifs/gifvif-jellyfish-caught-in-water-ring-QUFvElmJBqgNHbDAuT

Hadn’t seen this one

@Engineered Eldritch Catgirl Imagine being one of these numbskulls and not thinking "Hey, should we actually pave a two lane road up here or continue to be retards?" ... Hope they fucking crash.

Or you know... actually flattern the road out so it's safer.

You know they probably do Tyche but its probably once ever 10 years

oh no

@Engineered Eldritch Catgirl Just flattening a gravel road is still inferior to fucking PAVING it. Not to mention it needs landslide protection AND erosion protection. I would also help to not put such strain on your vehicles by transporting people on the roof.

However, my bet is that if they weren't subzero IQ, they wouldn't have to use this road in the first place.

Yeah.... and theres none of that

Women are actually just disguised skeletons