Message from @fvriovs

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2019-10-24 11:16:00 UTC  

Or that thing holding her?

2019-10-24 11:21:01 UTC  

The launcher is an essential **part** of the female body

2019-10-24 11:21:15 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/633967804483371009/636886917966856205/image0.jpg

2019-10-24 11:21:46 UTC  

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2019-10-24 11:22:27 UTC  

To be fair, she’s a fucking ice wizard

2019-10-24 11:22:47 UTC  

fuck you

2019-10-24 11:22:55 UTC  

he's a sith

2019-10-24 11:23:01 UTC  

Rome literally adopted aggressive foreign policy because of the Gauls

2019-10-24 11:23:27 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/633967804483371009/636887472600645643/73497851_10220946578273769_6504199899267989504_n.png

2019-10-24 11:24:17 UTC  

Brennus and the Senones tribe of the Gauls sacked Rome fairly early into the Republic. He demanded the Romans pay a certain weight in gold for them to leave. When the Romans discovered the scales were unfairly weighted, they protested to Brennus.

2019-10-24 11:24:54 UTC  

Brennus drew his sword, proclaimed "Woe to the vanquished." (Vae victis) and tossed his sword on the scales.

2019-10-24 11:26:14 UTC  

Then Marcus Furius Camillus arrived from exile with the rallied army of Rome following its defeat, in turn proclaimed "Not with gold, but with iron, is the fatherland regained." and defeated Brennus in battle.

2019-10-24 11:26:31 UTC  

By then, Rome had the message.

2019-10-24 11:26:37 UTC  

Conquer or be conquered.

2019-10-24 11:27:32 UTC  

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2019-10-24 11:30:00 UTC  

Rome's proper expansionism was pretty late into their history actually.

2019-10-24 11:30:56 UTC  

Italy was not fully consolidated until about 89 BC.

2019-10-24 11:30:59 UTC  

Because they kept getting DLCs

2019-10-24 11:31:19 UTC  

Iberia was only acquired after the Second Punic War.

2019-10-24 11:31:38 UTC  

Expansions east were facilitated by the Macedonian Wars.

2019-10-24 11:31:58 UTC  

North Africa only taken after the Third Punic War.

2019-10-24 11:32:59 UTC  

Whilst the acquisition of Asia Minor, Syria, Gaul, and Egypt all took place pretty much within the last century of the Republic's 500 year history

2019-10-24 11:34:48 UTC  

Well, Carthage was kind of a big deal back then so they couldn't really expand to Iberia before

2019-10-24 11:35:14 UTC  

Basically Carthage was the Rome of Rome's time <:smugon:512048583806025739>

2019-10-24 11:35:50 UTC  

a bunch of old dudes bumming each other?

2019-10-24 11:37:16 UTC  

That was Greece

2019-10-24 11:43:57 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/633967804483371009/636892630818750474/IMG_20191024_123646.jpg

2019-10-24 11:44:53 UTC  

And yeah Carthage was the superpower of the age

2019-10-24 11:45:21 UTC  

Rome entered the First Punic War not even knowing how to build a navy against the naval superpower

2019-10-24 11:45:39 UTC  

They then won the largest naval battle in history

2019-10-24 11:46:22 UTC  

Rome's early history is not just surviving shit that should be impossible, but actively fucking over the enemy in the process.

2019-10-24 11:47:37 UTC  

^this guy definitely joined caesars legion when given the choice

2019-10-24 11:48:33 UTC  

Second Punic War for example.

In 18 months, Rome lost 1/5th of its adult male population to Carthaginian victories. 40% of its Italian allies changed sides. And Macedon declared war from the other side of the sea.

2019-10-24 11:49:01 UTC  

Rome continued to fight the war for another 15 years and win.

2019-10-24 11:49:39 UTC  

To be fair Hannibal kinda fucked around even after he took control of the countryside

2019-10-24 11:49:52 UTC  

Waited for the perfect opportunity while his armies dwindled

2019-10-24 11:50:09 UTC  

Yeah, he never attacked Rome directly. No one's sure if he could've.

2019-10-24 11:50:31 UTC  

But Rome's total unwillingness to even consider surrender in the face of Hannibal?

2019-10-24 11:50:50 UTC  

Strong shit. They didn't know he wouldn't attack.

2019-10-24 11:51:18 UTC  

Benefit of hindsight gives us that. For all they knew they were facing the imminent destruction of their civilisation.

2019-10-24 11:51:39 UTC  

True. Not many of their vassals switched sides