Message from @Xaverius

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2019-10-24 11:31:58 UTC  

North Africa only taken after the Third Punic War.

2019-10-24 11:32:59 UTC  

Whilst the acquisition of Asia Minor, Syria, Gaul, and Egypt all took place pretty much within the last century of the Republic's 500 year history

2019-10-24 11:34:48 UTC  

Well, Carthage was kind of a big deal back then so they couldn't really expand to Iberia before

2019-10-24 11:35:14 UTC  

Basically Carthage was the Rome of Rome's time <:smugon:512048583806025739>

2019-10-24 11:35:50 UTC  

a bunch of old dudes bumming each other?

2019-10-24 11:37:16 UTC  

That was Greece

2019-10-24 11:43:57 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/633967804483371009/636892630818750474/IMG_20191024_123646.jpg

2019-10-24 11:44:53 UTC  

And yeah Carthage was the superpower of the age

2019-10-24 11:45:21 UTC  

Rome entered the First Punic War not even knowing how to build a navy against the naval superpower

2019-10-24 11:45:39 UTC  

They then won the largest naval battle in history

2019-10-24 11:46:22 UTC  

Rome's early history is not just surviving shit that should be impossible, but actively fucking over the enemy in the process.

2019-10-24 11:47:37 UTC  

^this guy definitely joined caesars legion when given the choice

2019-10-24 11:48:33 UTC  

Second Punic War for example.

In 18 months, Rome lost 1/5th of its adult male population to Carthaginian victories. 40% of its Italian allies changed sides. And Macedon declared war from the other side of the sea.

2019-10-24 11:49:01 UTC  

Rome continued to fight the war for another 15 years and win.

2019-10-24 11:49:39 UTC  

To be fair Hannibal kinda fucked around even after he took control of the countryside

2019-10-24 11:49:52 UTC  

Waited for the perfect opportunity while his armies dwindled

2019-10-24 11:50:09 UTC  

Yeah, he never attacked Rome directly. No one's sure if he could've.

2019-10-24 11:50:31 UTC  

But Rome's total unwillingness to even consider surrender in the face of Hannibal?

2019-10-24 11:50:50 UTC  

Strong shit. They didn't know he wouldn't attack.

2019-10-24 11:51:18 UTC  

Benefit of hindsight gives us that. For all they knew they were facing the imminent destruction of their civilisation.

2019-10-24 11:51:39 UTC  

True. Not many of their vassals switched sides

2019-10-24 11:52:02 UTC  

40% did.

2019-10-24 11:52:18 UTC  

The real deep shit is why 60% didn't.

2019-10-24 11:52:55 UTC  

Did they? I thought that only few of them joined Hannibal and he just plundered the rest when he could and remained neutral-ish when he couldn't

2019-10-24 11:53:29 UTC  

But yea, Rome was on the brink of destruction. Apparently after one massive defeat, they even resorted to human sacrifices.

2019-10-24 11:53:35 UTC  

*After the death or imprisonment of 130,000 Roman troops in two years, 40% of Rome's Italian allies defected to Carthage, giving it control over most of southern Italy.*

2019-10-24 11:53:50 UTC  

wew

2019-10-24 11:53:53 UTC  

Three massive defeats actually. But Cannae was the worst.

2019-10-24 11:54:06 UTC  

Trebia, Trasimene, and then Cannae.

2019-10-24 11:54:25 UTC  

And yes.

2019-10-24 11:54:37 UTC  

Eventually they resorted to human sacrifice

2019-10-24 11:54:54 UTC  

Which they really didn't usually or even unusually do

2019-10-24 11:55:05 UTC  

This was end of the world as we know it type shit

2019-10-24 11:56:40 UTC  

Impressive shit

2019-10-24 11:56:47 UTC  

Man I love ancient Rome

2019-10-24 12:01:14 UTC  

um, battle of cannae was a shitshow

2019-10-24 12:01:26 UTC  

For the Romans, yeah

2019-10-24 12:01:44 UTC  

no i mean, in general... and not even just the battle itself... after the battle was most of a shitshow

2019-10-24 12:01:50 UTC  

I'm impressed by the fact Rome won the war, let alone survived

2019-10-24 12:02:15 UTC  

Idk what you mean, it was a pretty well ordered affair on the Carthaginian side

2019-10-24 12:02:15 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/633967804483371009/636897237800189953/IMG_20191024_134711.jpg