Message from @Engineered Eldritch Catgirl

Discord ID: 636887476727971850


2019-10-24 11:01:45 UTC  

peacocks are cute

2019-10-24 11:03:46 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/633967804483371009/636882518166994954/1571904866933_2.png

2019-10-24 11:09:32 UTC  

proof that rome was as evil as nazis with its toxic musculinity

2019-10-24 11:10:04 UTC  

Not like the Gauls did not try the same thing on more than one occasion.

2019-10-24 11:10:22 UTC  

That was the world back then, the Romans were just better at it.

2019-10-24 11:11:39 UTC  

Stop romansplaining!

2019-10-24 11:11:52 UTC  

The Gauls **did** raid Rome many times before that

2019-10-24 11:12:12 UTC  

it was just a bit oversized retaliation

2019-10-24 11:13:58 UTC  

Toxic musculature

2019-10-24 11:14:57 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/633967804483371009/636885328795271168/1527138388900.jpg

2019-10-24 11:15:17 UTC  

The ideal female body

2019-10-24 11:15:49 UTC  

Javelin-Chan?

2019-10-24 11:16:00 UTC  

Or that thing holding her?

2019-10-24 11:21:01 UTC  

The launcher is an essential **part** of the female body

2019-10-24 11:21:15 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/633967804483371009/636886917966856205/image0.jpg

2019-10-24 11:21:46 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/633967804483371009/636887044907597825/72714770_1677534792382314_3010450793762390016_n.png

2019-10-24 11:22:27 UTC  

To be fair, she’s a fucking ice wizard

2019-10-24 11:22:47 UTC  

fuck you

2019-10-24 11:22:55 UTC  

he's a sith

2019-10-24 11:23:01 UTC  

Rome literally adopted aggressive foreign policy because of the Gauls

2019-10-24 11:23:27 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/633967804483371009/636887472600645643/73497851_10220946578273769_6504199899267989504_n.png

2019-10-24 11:24:17 UTC  

Brennus and the Senones tribe of the Gauls sacked Rome fairly early into the Republic. He demanded the Romans pay a certain weight in gold for them to leave. When the Romans discovered the scales were unfairly weighted, they protested to Brennus.

2019-10-24 11:24:54 UTC  

Brennus drew his sword, proclaimed "Woe to the vanquished." (Vae victis) and tossed his sword on the scales.

2019-10-24 11:26:14 UTC  

Then Marcus Furius Camillus arrived from exile with the rallied army of Rome following its defeat, in turn proclaimed "Not with gold, but with iron, is the fatherland regained." and defeated Brennus in battle.

2019-10-24 11:26:31 UTC  

By then, Rome had the message.

2019-10-24 11:26:37 UTC  

Conquer or be conquered.

2019-10-24 11:27:32 UTC  

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2019-10-24 11:30:00 UTC  

Rome's proper expansionism was pretty late into their history actually.

2019-10-24 11:30:56 UTC  

Italy was not fully consolidated until about 89 BC.

2019-10-24 11:30:59 UTC  

Because they kept getting DLCs

2019-10-24 11:31:19 UTC  

Iberia was only acquired after the Second Punic War.

2019-10-24 11:31:38 UTC  

Expansions east were facilitated by the Macedonian Wars.

2019-10-24 11:31:58 UTC  

North Africa only taken after the Third Punic War.

2019-10-24 11:32:59 UTC  

Whilst the acquisition of Asia Minor, Syria, Gaul, and Egypt all took place pretty much within the last century of the Republic's 500 year history

2019-10-24 11:34:48 UTC  

Well, Carthage was kind of a big deal back then so they couldn't really expand to Iberia before

2019-10-24 11:35:14 UTC  

Basically Carthage was the Rome of Rome's time <:smugon:512048583806025739>

2019-10-24 11:35:50 UTC  

a bunch of old dudes bumming each other?

2019-10-24 11:37:16 UTC  

That was Greece

2019-10-24 11:43:57 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/633967804483371009/636892630818750474/IMG_20191024_123646.jpg

2019-10-24 11:44:53 UTC  

And yeah Carthage was the superpower of the age

2019-10-24 11:45:21 UTC  

Rome entered the First Punic War not even knowing how to build a navy against the naval superpower