I'd offer friendship, but then you'd have to risk dox.

HAHAHAHAHAHAAH'

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eh idc about dox

it'S BIASED against women xD

what they gonna do?

most freinds are like flowers; care and attention. Some friends are like mushrooms: feed em' shit and keep them in the dark

Well, I'm an unknown.

They're failing so it must be biased xD

Who needs friends when I have Spinel?

yeah never mind

So, providing me with more details..

enjoy dying alone livid ❤

lol

Means risking dox.

@Osbornia Livid won't die alone, he's got me to brush his mane and trim his hooves

Now, my own honor code prevents this, of course.

oh thats cute

cringe asf

but cute

paradox of the West

But *you* can't be sure of that.

again if i got doxxed why would i care

show up at my house and youll have 5 angry labourers with hammers and bats ready to cave your head in

depends on who you piss off and what value is of your assets

lul

i guess its different if you live in america

with gun proliferation n that

I'm in the same boat, but I have to - in fairness- present the risks of telling a random internet asshat contact stuff.

yeah, i've been waiting for a break in for over 5 yrs

we had a break in once

Also, dox means the individual doesn't show up.

i have 7 brothers

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sawed off with shells full of rock salt at the ready

It means the cops show up and ruin your day.

Never seen a (((asian))) man

run so fast

lol

that had to be FUNNY