Message from @Goodwood of Dank™

Discord ID: 622300437319778306


2019-09-14 04:57:53 UTC  

I still refused to play ME3 to date because of that shit, rushed, nonsensical ending

2019-09-14 04:58:04 UTC  

loved 1 and 2 (but especially 1)

2019-09-14 04:58:09 UTC  

Yep. But the MEHEM makes it all worth it.

2019-09-14 04:59:43 UTC  

What does it do? Add in a soapland massage parlor?

2019-09-14 05:00:03 UTC  

Williams giving us the "happy ending"?

2019-09-14 05:00:12 UTC  

It uses game assets, as well as new voice and cutscene files to completely rework the ending.

2019-09-14 05:00:22 UTC  

nice

2019-09-14 05:00:53 UTC  

the fuck would you go normal human?

2019-09-14 05:01:01 UTC  

It's really fucking awesome, actually. A real collaborative effort to tell the developers "Fuck you and your shitty ending, we've made a better one in a cave with a box of scraps."

2019-09-14 05:01:10 UTC  

yeah

2019-09-14 05:03:37 UTC  

By why play mass effect 3 when you can play mass effect 1 right? xD

2019-09-14 05:03:44 UTC  

Kek.

2019-09-14 05:05:28 UTC  

i mean if you think about it you pretty much stop the reapers from even entering your world entirely while they are stuck in the void

2019-09-14 05:05:38 UTC  

problem solved.

2019-09-14 05:12:43 UTC  

@Goodwood of Dank™ What's this ending like?

2019-09-14 05:14:27 UTC  

It actually does things like remove the starbrat, have Shepard survive, and the Normandy not piss off to some unknown star system.

2019-09-14 05:18:52 UTC  

Well, I'm fine with the kid being replaced by a user manual booklet, and with Normandy not being Deus Ex-ed, but anything that doesn't kill Shepard is dumb. Death is a perfect conclusion to her/his story.

2019-09-14 05:19:08 UTC  

Kek.

2019-09-14 05:19:23 UTC  

I mean, why should s/he die, though?

2019-09-14 05:19:46 UTC  

If you've got the reputation, and your crew loves you that much, why wouldn't they want to rescue you?

2019-09-14 05:19:57 UTC  

Because Jesus Christ also died to save us
Symbolism.

2019-09-14 05:20:06 UTC  

That's dumb symbolism, tho.

2019-09-14 05:20:37 UTC  

At best, it should be a character choice, like with the end of Dragon Age: Origins.

2019-09-14 05:21:24 UTC  

How much would that choice matter given it's literally game over after it anyway?

2019-09-14 05:21:52 UTC  

Fuck off

2019-09-14 05:22:03 UTC  

Because I spent so many years invested in that character. To have it all thrown away like that, literally caused psychological wounds. I got better in the end, but it was heart-rending.

2019-09-14 05:22:04 UTC  

Jesus symbolism and self sacrifice is so over done

2019-09-14 05:22:21 UTC  

That's partly why it's dumb, yes Muten.

2019-09-14 05:22:42 UTC  

But that's the whole fucking point.

2019-09-14 05:22:58 UTC  

People say originality is dead, and it's idiots like this that are why

2019-09-14 05:23:16 UTC  

Originality was never alive.

2019-09-14 05:23:23 UTC  

What made it so incredibly mishandled in ME3 was the fact you were shoehorned into an RGB "bespoke" ending you had no input into, and destroyed everything you spent three games trying to accomplish.

2019-09-14 05:23:30 UTC  

Find some better way to end your story instead of ripping off literally everything

2019-09-14 05:23:59 UTC  

At this point having literally anything else would be praise worthy just because it's different

2019-09-14 05:24:03 UTC  

it's so over done

2019-09-14 05:24:17 UTC  

It was so badly bungled, the devs had to fucking release a free DLC to even try to fix it. The fix was still pretty pathetic.

2019-09-14 05:25:22 UTC  

You're both just crying because you thought the MC was immortal or something.

2019-09-14 05:25:30 UTC  

Yeah

2019-09-14 05:25:35 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/613769167199535104/622301900372574208/DeadpoolHoldsTheLine.PNG

2019-09-14 05:25:46 UTC  

Nice