Message from @SnowPirate67
Discord ID: 622713413113610260
This is America's future president. https://www.bing.com/th?id=OIP.anO-KQ1QpDDYyKAetyoqEQHaK4&w=139&h=204&c=7&o=5&dpr=1.25&pid=1.7
Don’t insult the greatest nation on Earth please
Yes
Why do you think it’s so great?
it's clearly a commentary about the working class
no step on **__nuts__**
the UK stole america
America should steal the uk tbh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlImuKkAfVE
>be *emignimnigninginga*
>making p'tin (poutine)
>says you should turn oven lower than directed due to burned-fry conspiracy
>turns it hotter instead
>marvels at heat vent from oven being source of heat
>talks about movies and cheese which may actually be lard while renovating his bathtub
>"speaking of racism..."
>rants about the biblical Adam
>puts camcorder in mouth to open fries with both hands, chokes on camera
>dumps all the fries into a pot
>it's too much
>dumps handful of fries into toilet
>do it again
>takes ten whole seconds to figure out 15 minutes from 12.49
>time for meat
>acknowledges the difference between chicken and tuna
>uses tuna anyway
>takes another swig of rum
>associates rum with slavery
>but not before being interrupted mid sentence gagging on own camera to have free hand to open tuna
>blames gagging on tuna smell and not piece of technology in own throat
>almost finishes historically inaccurate metaphor *interrupted by another swig of rum*
>"black people sperm is brown"
>"devil up"
>tfw we are only 8 minutes in
he can fit the whole camera in his mouth
the absolute burger
also it's 9 minutes not 8
Jesus christ
slender man btfo
fake
white men in california have no testosterone
Northern California is based
Ford is a cali cuck confirmed
And California was red before it was filled with hoardes of shitskins thanks to Regan
>pours in olive oil with tuna and lard
>add some table salt while talking about politics in circles
>too much salt
>add more olive oil to compensate
>autismal grunts while getting a stereo boombox from an as of yet unseen cabinet to play some "ambient music"
>german burlesque starts playing as sauce begins smoking
>pour some unidentified liquor in while we're at it
>takes a number of swigs off camera, staggers to the clock to check the timer
>burns self stirring deep saucepan with tablespoon
>keeps stirring
>burns self again
>more lard is clearly in order
>spoon too hot, use bare hands
>drop the lid
>wipe it off on my sweatpants and dunk it in the stagnant water in
>good as new
>stove catches fire
>burns self again stirring in more cheese/lard after putting out fire
>music reaches crescendo as he scalds himself for the fourth time
>oil and alcohol fumes mix and mingle with the braised canned tuna napalm sitting on his stove
>"cheese is just cheese, just like... chicken is tuna"
>fetches new pot from bathtub
>autistic trilling intensifies
>time for more hands-on cheese nyegmememnygemememe
>tuna fuses to bottom of hot pan
>pulls pot of fries out of oven
>burns self several more times
>dumps mangled tuna over fries
>tries his wonderful masterpiece
>spits it out nine times
>washes down with rum
>can't find a word for gravy
mfw
the delusions of your child should not be taken seriously especially when you the nigger who fucked em first
I'mma have to side with Muten on this one; Kids only have such elaborate 'opinions' when parents cram them in there. Or, it never happened, and the lady just wants attention and internet good girl points.
^