Message from @SPOOKY Phil, Ruler of Heck

Discord ID: 625830316493373460


2019-09-23 23:03:20 UTC  

>Calling somebody a manlet w/o even knowing their height probably means you have issues with your height.

2019-09-23 23:03:31 UTC  

>Social ineptness equals short height

2019-09-23 23:03:32 UTC  

lolwat

2019-09-23 23:03:41 UTC  

Like a teenager trying to fit bigger words in a paragraph to sound smarter

2019-09-23 23:03:44 UTC  

Social Ineptness HAS no height

2019-09-23 23:03:57 UTC  

Aha, so you have socialility issues on top too.

2019-09-23 23:04:02 UTC  

Go on. Tell us more.

2019-09-23 23:04:15 UTC  

The greatest ethnic Austro-Bavarian conqueror is literally Hitler, and he lost.

2019-09-23 23:04:35 UTC  

I have absolutely no social issues, yet I am still able to respond in a rather eloquent way, should I choose to do so in a given situation.

2019-09-23 23:04:58 UTC  

Oookay. Keep um... Patting yourself on the back then?

2019-09-23 23:05:02 UTC  

In public

2019-09-23 23:05:10 UTC  

Patting you on the back actually

2019-09-23 23:05:19 UTC  

hopefully you'll be able to actually talk to people IRL

2019-09-23 23:05:21 UTC  

🤷🏻

2019-09-23 23:05:25 UTC  

go get em, buddy

2019-09-23 23:05:42 UTC  

😉

2019-09-23 23:05:53 UTC  

How interesting.

2019-09-23 23:06:01 UTC  

@Anavultus
>Austro-Bavarian
Stop ruining the good name of Austria, they dindu nuffin

2019-09-23 23:06:08 UTC  

<:pot_of_kek:544849795433496586>

2019-09-23 23:06:09 UTC  

Man, I was just dealing this heretical motherfucker above for talkin shit about my passtime. Likely in ignorance.

2019-09-23 23:06:14 UTC  

>Heretical

2019-09-23 23:06:20 UTC  

<:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>

2019-09-23 23:06:22 UTC  

So you have issues talking to people IRL.
Have you tried therapy?

2019-09-23 23:06:22 UTC  

Yeah I used the word.

2019-09-23 23:06:24 UTC  

As a joke

2019-09-23 23:06:34 UTC  

That's a pretty mediocre joke.

2019-09-23 23:06:37 UTC  

Cus yknow not everything needs to be bleeding edge irony.

2019-09-23 23:06:46 UTC  

*Bleeding-edge ironic

2019-09-23 23:07:00 UTC  

No, I meant bleeding edge.

2019-09-23 23:07:05 UTC  

then say as much

2019-09-23 23:07:12 UTC  

As in a step above cutting edge.

2019-09-23 23:07:30 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/613769167199535104/625830626565816380/the_most_auristic_shark_food_ever.jpg

2019-09-23 23:07:43 UTC  

bruh moment

2019-09-23 23:07:49 UTC  

>refers to technology

2019-09-23 23:07:51 UTC  

Yes a joke about teens cutting, we got it.

2019-09-23 23:08:00 UTC  

Confirmed joke reception.

2019-09-23 23:08:09 UTC  

I'll take a cut across my wrists, not down my arms.

2019-09-23 23:08:19 UTC  

Thanks.

2019-09-23 23:08:21 UTC  

Aaahh so your that kind of poster. So there's a language barrier.

2019-09-23 23:08:26 UTC  

This makes sense.