Message from @Chuckler
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the one line of logic that broke my faith. jesus died for humanity not other species.
"Y'all ugly!" - Iesus to His Apostles before the Ascension
they go through all this trouble explaining all these intricacies of contradictions when its just ancient jewish goatfuckers being poetic about shit
Yea, when i was young, the common question to the priest that came by the school was whether or not their dead puppy would be in heaven.
@Ayylmao both the catholics and orthodoxy just used the fact that nobody knew what the fuck was going on to make up whatever rules they wanted with absolute authority
pascals wager is the worst thing ever
it kinda assumes your god is a dumbass that cant tell if youre just hedging your bet
@πΏπππ πππ'π ππ πππππ pascal's wager wouldn't get you into heaven
It's entirely too Enlightenment headass
I just reject both realms both of them are identical to me I'm going to better places.
Yooo that's gay dude
Wtf
Fuck ya'll I'm going to get my own planet like Mormons.
ENDLESS
CELESTIAL
SEX
WITH
MORMON JESUS
AH YIIISSS
That's more like it, n0.
lol
bruh what if you went to heaven
and god said
umm
||you took off your holy underwear||
YEET
Jesus was an opiate abuser.
I couldn't imagine my restless wave intruded upon by the fact I'd be eternally imprisoned with countless idiots.
to stump for the mormons what must the isrealites have thought about christinaity back in the day. probably the same as us americans think about mormanism.
The idea of "heaven" or "hell" is childish
Heaven doesn't sound all that heavenly, really.
to them it's like saying that the ultimate savior is Ricky from down the street.
heaven sounds like hell and hell sounds like a party.
It really is, Sam.
heaven sounds like the soviet union.
It is a primitive presumption. The idea of a soul is demolished by split brain patients.
pretty much
now think of what early muslims were like
literally a party of bandits raiding caravans and towns and forcing everyone to convert or be killed
thank allah modern islam is different now <:hypersmugon:544638648721604608>
Your neighbour in heaven rats you out to the Jesus secret police.
Splitting the corpus collosum creates two distinct personalities
ENDLESS SEX
ALL TIMES
THE GOD OF MORMONISM AND HIS ENDLESS WIVES
PRODUCED A BILLION SONS
LUCIFER THE DEVIL AND A MILLION TONS
OF BABIES
Damn Mormonism is straight bars
lol