Message from @Chuckler
Discord ID: 626644551087554560
Yooo that's gay dude
Wtf
Fuck ya'll I'm going to get my own planet like Mormons.
ENDLESS
CELESTIAL
SEX
WITH
MORMON JESUS
AH YIIISSS
That's more like it, n0.
Jesus was hung and stoned
lol
bruh what if you went to heaven
and god said
umm
||you took off your holy underwear||
YEET
Jesus was an opiate abuser.
I couldn't imagine my restless wave intruded upon by the fact I'd be eternally imprisoned with countless idiots.
to stump for the mormons what must the isrealites have thought about christinaity back in the day. probably the same as us americans think about mormanism.
The idea of "heaven" or "hell" is childish
Heaven doesn't sound all that heavenly, really.
to them it's like saying that the ultimate savior is Ricky from down the street.
heaven sounds like hell and hell sounds like a party.
It really is, Sam.
heaven sounds like the soviet union.
pretty much
now think of what early muslims were like
literally a party of bandits raiding caravans and towns and forcing everyone to convert or be killed
thank allah modern islam is different now <:hypersmugon:544638648721604608>
Your neighbour in heaven rats you out to the Jesus secret police.
Splitting the corpus collosum creates two distinct personalities
ENDLESS SEX
ALL TIMES
THE GOD OF MORMONISM AND HIS ENDLESS WIVES
PRODUCED A BILLION SONS
LUCIFER THE DEVIL AND A MILLION TONS
OF BABIES
Damn Mormonism is straight bars
lol
old joke. guy is in heave and approaches a wall
angel: shh be quiet
guy: why?
angel: the mormons are on the other side of that wall they think they're the only ones here.
What happened to @Boop / 브파 / C'thUwU?
Wasn't he supposed to return and respond?
He committed not alive
Raptured
i am
im writing it seperately
@Chuckler okay look here buddy
because its a lot to go into
Oh god he really is writing it in Notepad
Fair enough; I do that rather frequently, myself.
i love how joseph smith literally pulled a muhammed, where god just conveniently agreed with everything he wanted including his fetish for young harems <:thinking_clown:590855640268668928>
Though, I use Word.