BOOM kid. IM UR DAD

Love you @Anubis ❤

@SPOOKY Phil, Ruler of Heck including you

Fuck away from me thot fool

WHOSE YOUR DAD? thats right i am you little shit

prepare to be raised

That's a pretty perfect strategy

Oh fuck off

wow.. they only just yeeted the tommy robinson trending ... that took ages

And if you don't pick up the burden of becoming a father, then what good are you even doing in the world, if that small burden is enough to scare you away

Fuck why didn't I think of that

@ryvergate >else

fathering 101

I’m just here to make chat less retarded and more retarded when it’s needed

That’s what you pay me for

@SPOOKY Phil, Ruler of Heck projecting

A retarded-futures merchant @lunemarie

@ryvergate projecting projecting

I see you too understand the complexities of meme finance

Damn

I also want to do a lot to help the young struggling white men here in Indiana cuz it's really bad, and those plans would definitely be stifled by raising children

Got me there

lune be like

@SPOOKY Phil, Ruler of Heck @ryvergate uber projecting

@lunemarie hm <:Doubt:588038713938804760> that you ever make it LESS retarded

@Uksio trap

You guys do realise I’m paid for this right 🤡

is that from high kick girl?

@2K infinity projecting

@TheBadfish I think it's probably better for everyone though if you start with helping one kid and then move to helpnig more

classic b-movie

@SPOOKY Phil, Ruler of Heck that I can't know. I found the situation funny

>helpnig
UMMMM RAYSIS

@lunemarie paid my the (((government)))

yee tho that makes sense

Don't want to start making shit worse, you know

@lunemarie Ill pay you to eat your own afterbirth

in little pink pills

do you get to see her pussy?

@Anubis that’s hot

You goys realise I got paid to help write the buzzfeed article, right